the toast with the most

sorry for being weird lately it's just that ive been weird lately

actually. the point of it all is to be sweet to your friends. so there

i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds

It matters because I gave it meaning bitch

bro u didn’t wash ur hands after u went to the bathroom u know that’s a savepoint right if u die rn ur gonna have to go back sooooo far

a discarded paper cup gets crushed under a car's tire on the freeway and a few moments later an identical paper cup materializes on the bank of a beautiful elf river in a parallel fantasy world

hot girls stay up late just so they can finally have some alone time