conquer

Revoking your right to participate in White Boy Wednesday :/

you are NOT permitted to play that funky music

That’s really cool that both of your parents are dogs

too many people

shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all

Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight

don’t threaten me with a good time

Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker

oysters go to bed in big tshirts and no draws

what I learned from scooby doo is that humans are the real monsters

scooby doo informed me that people are the genuine monsters

scooby doo gave me the knowledge that homo sapiens are in fact the real beasts of this world

Scooby Dooby Doo educated me on the matter of the reality of monsters, and that in truth they are humans.

See, that’s funny, but what I learned from scooby doo is that, like, generally, it’s actually people like US who turn out to have been the bad guys.

Honestly this makes a lot of sense. remember growing up watching Scooby Doo and the more I watched the more I realized that the “monsters” were actually people

whenever i watch scooby doo i can’t help but think that the real monsters are simply the humans

w as shaggy hot or was that just me

Yo momma so weak, she failed to suck me hard through my jorts. It was soft and pathetic. She even apologized.

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

their what now?

their ‘bussy’ you might say

i might not.

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

I thought this caption was being over the top, but… they aren’t wrong

I was not prepared for any of this. But least of all, the fucking parachute.

This was truely not what I was expecting but 10/10 lmao

What the fuck?

Hell yeah!

I thought it was gonna shoot fireworks and then it shot in the air and I thought Giant firework? But no and I was like what about when it falls? This is great

New gender reveal idea

Dudeeeee

Humans are space orcs.