yo why is this on my dash its august

Yeah, why is this getting notes? It's August!

It's knife day

once again this has been getting notes for the past few days, and it's only knife day morning today!

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

He took the maki roll and flew away

because its the subway

fuck you

People who live in rural areas going to a city and experiencing light pollution.

Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

Largest self portrait in the world

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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