It's Gouda to see you!

Where’ve you been? 🪸⭐️

30/07/26

Uh.... uhhh.... what if.... what if????

Burnt cookie. Tango x Bigb.

My sillies

They're so sjrkrlrk

/nf

BURNT COOKIE IS ADORABLE BUT MAY I ALSO RAISE YOU TEKST4TZ!? The dorks!!!

Tangpulse snuggles~ I needed to scribble them being Somft old men 🥺💛 Redstoners 4 lyfe

Full under the cut:

could i gettt a tangpulse... or maybe even a polydads to go... only if the ice cream machine isn't broken, of course <33

@veylocke-murderbox i hear you, i offer this amendment, tempered with the fear that one day soon, this polycule may grow to cover all of Seattle the entire server and beyond

@fruitwanderer dear god the polycule is expanding at a rapid speed, at this rate... no one is safe

@falsiesgf take my hand, look at me: if i ever make yaoi exclusive anything, feel free to pelt me with tomatoes. i do fear the polycule may be nearing unprecedented levels of strength that approach the political power of a small nation. if the metamours start unionizing, it's over

hello @thefleshling thank you for your call. i am pleased to unveil the HD remaster of this godforsaken shitpost because things were getting a little out of hand and a little crunchy. we now have every single active hermit present and accounted for (if anyone has a better placement for jev please let me know)

dear @queer-enderdragon and @pomodoko thank you for your correspondence and for dragging my stupid ass back into the building again. you will find the latest iteration of The Chart below, as well as this update's patch notes. please know that i am scared. yours kindly, barkingupthelittlewood

if a connection is missing that you suggested or think should be added, please provide reasoning, if i don't have any context for it i can't really make the addition. thank you all for your patience and understanding.

love from the torment nexus, barkingupthelittlewood

ps for the love of god do not bring up this monstrosity to any of the ccs

i told you dude that thing fucking bites

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