cheery

i don't want to actually write a fic, i want to create a gross scenario that i can roll around in for forever, like a dog in a bad smell. you feel me?

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

hey so can i get some gross yucky perverted sex that’s also sickeningly tender to the point of tears. please

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

A writer will live through something devastating and their first thought is unfortunately oh this is good material

(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title

(hears a song lyric) wait, i've seen this as an all-lower case fanfiction title

(sees all-lower case fanfiction title) wait, i know this song

the trinity

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit