i'm gonna be so constructive here: nicki minaj should be trapped in a cursed amulet for the rest of her days.
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
macklin celebrini has autism

#extradirty
Cosmic Funnies
we're not kids anymore.
One Nice Bug Per Day
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Not today Justin
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Jules of Nature
Xuebing Du
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@check-your-vibes
i'm gonna be so constructive here: nicki minaj should be trapped in a cursed amulet for the rest of her days.

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If your twitter oomf who followed me on here please remember this account is old as dirt and idk what’s on here 😭 Love u guys tho 💞
College should be free and you should be able to study “useless” degrees just for the love of learning
I know in IDW these two don't have a father daughter dynamic BUTTTT I really like it so
Based on Lost Light Cat Shelter by @madamadamiu
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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital
actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao
That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

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This is the oldest undeleted Post on Tumblr, posted October 24th, 2006. It has a Post ID of 53, so technically it was the 53rd Post ever created.
And this is the second oldest Post on Tumblr right now:
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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.
please read this story of a man accidentally discovering his wife is the world's best Tetris player
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“It’s funny,” I told Flewin. “We have an old Nintendo Game Boy floating around the house, and Tetris is the only game we own. My wife will sometimes dig it out to play on airplanes and long car rides. She’s weirdly good at it. She can get 500 or 600 lines, no problem.”
What Flewin said next I will never forget.
“Oh, my!”
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TL;DR on the article
The husband was writing an article on classic video game records, was surprised to find out that holding the Tetris record is a bit of a big deal, and mentions how good his wife is at it.
The guy he’s talking to mentions that the record is 327, way lower than his wifes usual scores of 500-600.
They travel to a tournament, and she goes to do her attempt. Just after she beats 327, and is climbing higher, a judge brings up to the husband that the specific version she’s playing actually has a different record of 545.
She overhears that she needs to beat 500-something, and keeps going, setting the record at 841.
Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"
humans be like staple crop
staple crop to what
directly to forehead
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happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
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April 2017
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September 2018
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
TODAY
Heritage post
Is anyone else mildly unsettled by the implication that this is going to be the last Thursday the 20th
Don’t worry, here’s the next 5 Years of Thursday the 20ths!
May 2021
January 2022 October 2022
April 2023 July 2023
June 2024
and THREE thurday the 20ths in 2025 with:
February 2025
March 2025
November 2025

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Reported Bigfoot Sightings
Can’t believe Bigfoot was looking at furry porn while reading Martha Stewart in an IHOP
He tips well so we leave him be
Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these
Jimmy Budgett
Wasted away again in Meageritaville
I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.
Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.
Reminder: you can't be the whole wall against stopping fascism by yourself. Nobody can. But you damn sure can be a brick.
There's a lot of good comments and tags in the notes, but this one is very important, I feel like it deserves some emphasis.
Part of how authoritarianism works is telling you that you can't stop it. And you can't stop it by yourself. But it wants to stop the train of thought there and let you fall into despair.
You need to remember the next part: you don't have to stop it by yourself.
You're not alone. Take care of your community and let your community take care of you. Supporting each other is so vital.
words cannot sum up my love for neil shubin
guys. neil shubin is the person who discovered the tiktaalik. neil shubin, actual paleontologist, discoverer of the evolutionary link between land and sea, tweeted about a minecraft mod that has his discovery in it.
"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

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its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr
all of us
Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals
Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.
Insane that he did all that while naming his characters shit like Count Evilcount and Peter Penissex.