Everyone claiming to be attracted to milfs is lying except for this guy

you are not a wasteland you just need ibuprofen and a hot bath and a shower and a nutritious meal and some water and some fresh air and to do something productive and to do something creative and to do something that takes physical exertion and to do something social

I’m SHRIEKING

That’s honestly fucking terrifying.

dead

Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder

HOLY SHIT

I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

So much of this.  An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”