what once was

green and pink are best friends. society isnt ready for this though

I spent like 15 hours on this.

*impressed slow clap*

This was ridiculously pleasing to read out loud. 

This is a legitimately fine poem. I say so with my BA in English and Philosophy and my PhD. It’s DAMN HARD to write something like this. Be impressed, yo.

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

Tiny furry philosopher

cats have their priorities straight its 1. stay warm 2. be fat 3. yeah

just watched spiderverse again so here’s another hot concept: now that the multiverse is all blendy, portals start popping up everywhere in new york. it’s usually only for a few seconds, just long enough for a Villain of the Week to fly through and a spiderperson to swing in and punch them back into their dimension, sometimes with an assist from their new spiderman. nyc quickly settles into its new normal and starts debating which spidey team up is the coolest. meanwhile officer jefferson davis is starting to get real annoyed with the homeless-looking guy who keeps wandering through portals to “check up on” spiderman

#peter panics and says everyone from hs dimension can do that

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

Probably because they’re generally indifferent to the flavor of it and rather use it for in group/out group signalling like the giant basic bitch wall-decorations-from-target early childhood education/nutrition hive mind they are.

dude shut the fuck up lol

ok i spend all day with teenagers and am paid to educate them and let me tell you most of my girls may love leggings (comfy) and iced coffees (yummy) but i have never, NEVER, seen thirty of them spend a solid month all playing the same boring goddamn video game or had to pry them off their tablets and phones the day some ugly-ass overpriced sneaker drops try and get a group of teenage boys to all stop making the same fucking meme reference all. goddamn. day. then, and ONLY then, can you talk to me about hive mind

Can you imagine being a middle or high school teacher when Pickle Rick dropped.

i love them. they are referred to as godlike in many ancient cultures while at the same time existing as just some guy. the duality… it doesn’t get better than this

why are the citizens of bikini bottom so prone to violence 💀 they’re ready to form a mob at any given moment

I mean Bubble Buddy was understandable. He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses.

he did??

No, but are we just gonna wait around until he does??? 

bothered. unmoisterised. unhappy. out of my lane. unfocused. withering

me when my favorite russian psyop blog gets deleted