totally canon wayhaven quotes

Ava: ...I do.

Ava: Before we begin, what are the parameters of the game? How many guesses do I get? Is there a time limit?

Nat: I don't know, how ar-

Nat: Well, what do you want then?

Morgan: I don't know.

Morgan: I just want to be with them. All the time. I want to hear about their day and tell them about mine. I want to hold their hand and smell their hair and stuff.

Nat:

Morgan:

Nat:

Detective: I’m aware of that.

Falk: But then you and I had some time together.

Detective: Uh-huh.

Detective: You and me.

Detective: bsjsjsjksksk

Nat: What’s that?

Detective: it's like a laugh

Nat: How do I do it?

Detective: just press any key

Detective:

Detective: Ava?

Detective:

Douglas: I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay.

Verda: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.

Tina: I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.

Bobby: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Morgan: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

Farah: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.

Nat: It’s not the same as masturbating; it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

Detective: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.

Farah: *raises hand*

Rebecca, sighing: Your Club Penguin membership will still remain active.

Morgan: ...Why do you two look so sad?

Farah: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

[Morgan sighs and sits down]

Detective: The bench is freshly painted.

Detective, sweating: Yeah?

Ava: In sentence number fifty-

Detective: Yes, that’s where I started to get really emotional and-

Ava: You forgot a comma.

Detective:

Detective: I love you more.

Ava: Food.

Detective: Date.

Morgan: Murder.