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literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan

learning that addiction is a progressive narrowing of the range of things that make one happy was kinda life changing for me. i apply it to everything not even just addiction i am always checking to ask if i am narrowing my range of happiness or widening it

always good to check whether your coping strategy has become something that needs its own coping strategies

good thing they didnt have Grindr during the age of sail imagine coming into range of the enemy and in the tense quiet before the storm all your officers' phones go off

I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.

harper stern: i'm going to open a portal over london and it's going to make so much money don't worry don't look at it it's soooo under my control and it's totally not getting bigger and closer and scarier you don't understand HOW under control it is look at all the money pouring out isn't it beautiful #myportal

I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me

shane "i win one fucking thing and you couldn't even show your face down there" aka i wanted you there for my win. i wanted to celebrate with you. i wanted to rub it in your face. i wanted to talk about it with you. this is a big moment for me and i wanted you there.

gotta be honest I think a REAL juicy dynamic is when someone has a True Love and a Soulmate and they are two different people

see this person is the love of my life I would follow them anywhere every day is brighter for having them in it. and THIS bastard shares a soul with me we'll find each other in every universe and understand each other in ways no other living being could. neither of us are particularly thrilled about this

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves