Mr. Gatsby

it's always wild when you see people go "here's my crazy random throwing-spaghetti-at-the-wall-to-see-what-sticks unrealistic kooky no-evidence-just-vibes unhinged groundless out-of-left-field crack theory" and it's something that's directly and unambiguously stated in the source material and not even as an implication or as subtext but as clear, explicit, unmistakable verbatim quoted text

Heartbreaking: Most Talented Comic Book Artist You’ve Ever Met Working With Some Writer Named Tom 

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.