sry i fell asleep

Can’t wait for Hozier to return and put his big bad bitch of the forest foot back down on ed sheerans windpipe

buying ppl things is SUCH a rush.. even if it’s just like.. a bag of their favorite chips or whatever.. the thought of someone experincing even a split-second burst of happiness bc they didn’t expect to get some of their favorite chips that day? what a thrill! love it

I know he ate a god

Black Tumblr reblog the fck out of this

(1983)

2016

one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the fuck”