Fancy Seeing You Here

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

*turns to my friend at the club* This place is fucking awesome man, if you wanted to just sprint at me with dual machetes i wouldnt even be able to do anything man youd just kill me

movies are literally good. or bad sometimes. depending