Honestly I Can’t Believe That Name Was Open

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

We can also fuck nasty or whatever

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

one thing about me is I’m going to make weird noises about it

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

Bugs bunny taught me that cross dressing is not only normal, but an effective way to evade ghouls.

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”