2025 is like if you were awake during surgery

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2025 is like if you were awake during surgery

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Tell me why I’ve been listening to the same 3 book series audiobook for a year. Why do I keep coming back and repeating these books endlessly
Not to flex but I led a tour nearly into a national forest wilderness area today & got paid for it B)

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I need a white noise maker to go to sleep thanks to this free trial of headspace -_- maybe I could just record something on a cassette tape & be bound to that for good sleep
August next week !!?!??????!!!!?????!!??????
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"Sometimes entertainment is an overrated function of art. Sometimes being made uncomfortable is the point. Sometimes being repulsed by something is the point."
Simon Pegg in the Criterion Closet
David Dastmalchian Photographed by Beth Saravo for SDCC
A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.
-Replacing his vitimens with poision
- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.
- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.
-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?
- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.
-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway
not what I thought they was talkin about

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do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste
hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world
of course bro opening up about your lack of knowledge and asking questions is the only way to fill in that fundamental gap