Befriend Worms

“With his husband of 45 years.” You kids don’t know ... they got together before AIDS, at the peak of the Gay Glam Life. They stayed together as their generation died around them, and made through it to the point where they could marry and have a legal family. He looks like a chipper preppie who never had a serious thought or care in the world, but it took *incredible* determination, commitment, and also luck to get here.

having now read the first of this man's vampire books, you can absolutely tell that he cares a lot about historical furniture because oh my god he really wanted to tell us about all the historical furniture in this vampire's house. material culture as foreplay. seduction via theses about chairs

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you

The world was all black and white except for Timothee Chalamet's baby blue shirt, which he kept harassing me with until I had to run away.

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the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

actually what the christ

dude, i swear i saw this on here in like, 2009… is this walking roadside attractions sign an eldritch tumblr being?