An aging cherisher of mechanical things & nature

nghhh you're going to explode my balls with this it's so good

He's so horrible because he won't ever break the silence and confess. If they meet face to face, he's just staring at them longingly while they think they're about to get murdered

There’s no way in hell I could post the full piece here, so I’m cropping it and providing a link to Bsky. Adults only, please!

I received this illustration from the absolutely wonderful 030abs! Bless them.

Q: You're nothing but a liar, an egotist, a sycophant, and a coward.

Q: Starscream, do you really think you're a better leader than Megatron? He fought Optimus for centuries, and you're some pathetic right-hand man. And Soundwave does a better job than anyone.

And then this turns into a pregnancy and he's so terrified they'll die because of him, only for them to give birth to a healthy sparkling

Thinking of Arcee Magnus and company gathering around his human's bed, taking their turns stroking his bitty's little head

mmmm I'm sure I had more in the past but I can't remember. But for now, I'll say Deckerd from Brave Police J Deckerd

And Nox from Wakfu

jetstorm using his wind turbines to cheat at 7 minutes in heaven. no one notices bcuz he's slick about it but i doubt he'd feel shame if he got caught. if the bottle lands between his crush and another bot u bet ur ASS he's redirecting that bottle to either him or his brother. and when they're finally alone they'll struggle to be quiet, servos shaking as they grope their human's body, lips sloppy but eager as they learn to kiss for the first time. they're determined to use those 7 minutes to the max, humping their human like the dumb puppies they are

this one is more fluffy but the twins watching horror movies with u. their human is sandwiched between them and jetstorm keeps pointing to the screen every time sum character dies and goin "i'd never let that happen to u, you know?". u just kinda have to go "i know, sweetie". jetfire, meanwhile, does that silly fake-yawn thing to put his arm around the human. its arguably the smoothest thing he's ever done and jetstorm is PISSED he didn't think of it first.

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ieifhewuifeui fuck me I love these cuties - i adore this so so much

They're little shits but in the cutest way possible, trying to be smooth motherfuckers and somewhattttt succeeding.

Ohhhh neat interest interpretion!

Tbh i see Icy as the least likely to kiss out of all of them. He certainly can do it - tho there's a mild risk of frost bite considering how cold he is /hj

Though, I do believe blitzwing is in general a greedy cuddlebug. All three of them crave your touch

Our dear heat miser is a classic case of "It's not like i like you or anything!" - while actively craving kisses and cuddles. He's just too stubborn to admit it

laughing my ass off - it's how Swoop expresses his boner

His human kisses him and dude just starts swirling his flail around like he's going to decapitate them

I wrote a quick TFA Swindle x reader nsft thing a few days ago. I may or may not finish it