what a mess

Forever delighted by this.

i have 2 moods: nothing matters and everything matters too much

ppl will always say im a boomer for this but imagine how relaxing it must have been pre cell phones and social media... like u literally just get in ur car and go places. no need to constantly be connected n checking in Like i cant imagine how sexy that would have felt

i cant believe there are really people with family group chats. like if your family has a group chat and yall legit talk regularly and send memes and stuff that’s a different genre of reality i cant conceptualize.. ur family might as well be from a teen tv show im sorry it just sounds like pure fiction

being in your 20s is just going to the store

its also about feeling very sad. at the store

@liquid-geodes

??????? JARED 25 ??????

Not realistic he got a reply after submitting his résumé

i wish i had 2 lungs so i could smoke weed while i’m smoking weed 

i absolutely love how ten’s first season of doctor who introduces torchwood but just mentions it here and there and never actually shows it, but stresses that it’s regarded as this top secret super mysterious organisation with a higher order than the government and more powerful than the doctor himself, just enough to get everyone intrigued, so everyone watching is thinking oohohoho, what’s torchwood??? and then the actual spinoff show gets made and it turns out it’s just a bunch of aggressively depressed and perpetually horny bisexuals who have chinese takeaway tuesdays and occasionally shag aliens

someone reposted this on twitter with the caption “beware of the lone cyberman” and im LOSING it

This is why I have Tumblr, so I can find treasures like this.

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge