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if i had a nickel for every time i read a leigh bardugo book about a monstruos girl and her half demon lover id have two nickels, which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice

NINTH HOUSE BY LEIGH BARDUGO IS GETTING A TV SHOW

Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics

yeah sorry i just don't think i can make it out tonight. i have to pick up my wife from her murder trial.

yes of course she did it. why do you think i married her.

Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.

while the whole kaz & inej having a daughter thing is a very precious concept. imagine if they had a son. I wonder if kaz would want to name him jordie. I wonder if he'd look like kaz but with Inej's thick dark hair. there would be so many feelings because kaz would try his hardest not fuck up the parenting since he's scared the child would turn out the way he did. especially if he resembles kaz, I think he'd be terrified. Maybe he would be nervous about holding him for the first few weeks, then he hears crying in the night and tells inej to rest and picks the baby up and looks into his small face and finally realises this is my son. mine. Then the two become inseperable and kaz always shows him magic tricks or takes him on long long walks and reads to him at night because our son needs to be smart, inej. They notice eventually that the kid IS smart as hell and kaz panics because it's sounding familiar but Inej would be thrilled about it. They'd buy him puzzles and games and kaz would answer all his questions of why why why. Basically remember that one time where van eck says to kaz that he wonders what a boy of his intelligence could have done under different circumstances? That. And kaz would look at his son's sleeping face, with black hair curling around his ears, the long lashes he got from Inej, the ridiculous and adorable scowl he inherited from kaz, and think, I'm not leaving behind destruction this time.