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Just finished listening to Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love and I’m not ready to leave this story yet.

it was absolute rom-com perfection and I will now be thinking about it for months to come

headcanon that this Cormac was most definitely finnick odair and it was absolutely delicious every time Draco hated how handsome he was

I’m also devastatingly in love with this Draco. He is everything from funny, witty, hot, aggravating, and annoying in every single way that Draco Malfoy was meant to be. It was…a very pleasing read to be in Draco’s head for this story.

I laughed more times than I might’ve in any other fic and that was beautiful. It had just the right amount of action and humor and romance. It was - perfect.

I made a post on this very hell site, maybe a year ago or so, where I admitted my suspicion that the locked tomb is some kind of scifi horror goncharov given that every post about it seemed utterly buckwild but also totally disconnected from every other post about it id seen except for being the same genre of unsettling

Someone responded to that post with something along the lines of 'sorry, it's all real, even God's cow wall'

This response haunts me

I don't know what God's cow wall is. I have no context for God's cow wall. I've seen no other post about God's cow wall until this post today

I lose sleep contemplating the implications of God's cow wall

The only thing keeping me going is that this lack of context means I can convince myself that this is a wall *for* cows and not a wall *of* cows

People keep telling me Cow Facts now and it's gone from interesting to alarming real fast