@theartofmadeline
Cosmic Funnies
Peter Solarz
art blog(derogatory)
Show & Tell
Sade Olutola
Acquired Stardust
roma★
Keni
Misplaced Lens Cap
Kiana Khansmith
occasionally subtle
ojovivo
cherry valley forever
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Andulka
Jules of Nature
oozey mess
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@chaossammakko
FOLKS
Y'ALL
I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY
You're fun. You matter. You're valid. I wish you a prosperous life, I want you to bloom and be who you truly are. I want you to feel joy, glee, and love. If only platonic, that is love too.
Also, I would like to add that there is nothing inherently romantic or sexual about hugs and cuddles, hug your homies, as long as they give permission.
With love and joy, your friendly neighborhood froggo.
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Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature
BEAUTIFUL FELLA AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 (or more) people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3
Awww thanks!
Aliens have captured you, and placed you in one of their nature preserves. However, they have sorely miscalculated on two issues: The amount of calories needed to keep a persistence predator sated, and the lethality/brutality of a hangry human.
first alien scientist in hover car: i don’t understand, all these creatures thrived together in the original environment, why is it eating them to extinction here?
second alien scientist: maybe we should add more crayfish? it ate the whole population in one sitting, that was kind of a surprise.
me, without looking up from scraping a caribou hide: i can hear you, assholes.
alien scientists: (staring)
me: yeah, i learned your language. you keep sitting there talking about me like i can’t hear you, that’s gonna happen.
first scientist: fascinating. we knew you were arguably sentient, but… (making notes)
second scientist: why are you eating everything? your food requirement in your home environment was less than half this.
me: i didn’t have to catch it myself, you idiots! you yoinked me out of the middle of a camping trip! i bought all that food at a store! i bought my CLOTHES at a store. i bought my BEDDING at a store. I DID NOT HAVE TO KILL MY OWN TENT.
me, finally looking up, shaking a flint knife at them: what the hell kind of scientists could go to earth and not notice the dominant species lives in cities? did you just swoop by in a hurry and grab everything out of the park without looking?
scientists: (silence)
me: … oh my god.
scientists: we’re grad students.
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it's the start of pride month. you know what that means
Huh
What
Do you want us to make like
Gay posts or something
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
I hate how nonbinary and trans intersex people are left out of trans discussion.
We can’t be sorted into TMA or TME easily, so people who use those labels tend to sort us based on our assigned sex.
Labels commonly used by intersex trans people are called useless.
Nonbinary people aren’t even included in trans rights posts half the time.
Intersex people are used as a way to prove that trans people exist.
Nonbinary people’s identities are disregarded and we are either considered basically just our assigned gender/sex, or basically a trans man/woman, depending on which thing makes us easier to hate or disregard.
It feels like binary and perisex trans people don’t give a shit about us, and it also seems like they don’t think the specific oppression we face is real. If they do, they don’t fucking talk about it.
Accepting and supporting trans people means accepting ALL trans people. Not just the binary ones, not just the perisex ones, not just the white ones, not just the abled ones, not just the ones you’re comfortable with. ALL OF US.
Talk about the lesser represented trans people, PLEASE. Talk about people with unconventional identities. You don’t support trans rights unless you support those of us with more complicated or conflicting identities.
Non-binary people can't use they/them because they're only one person. Non-binary people can't use it/its because it's dehumanizing. Non-binary people can't use neopronouns because they're too confusing. Non-binary people can't use he/him and/or she/her because that's not gender neutral. Non-binary people can't use no pronouns because that's too hard to use.
No matter what pronouns a non-binary person uses somebody will get mad at them.
@definitely-ao3-offical
@definitely-ao3-offical
@definitely-ao3-offical
Guys please
I've already seen this
@definitely-ao3-offical
Cmonnnnnn
This is like the third or fourth time I've seen this post,,, :(
@definitely-ao3-offical
Fuck youuuuuuu
print it out and put it on your wall
It's my banner
Basically the same thins
P U T I T I N Y O U R H O M E
I live with my family-
I don't have my own room what would I even say????
who are they to question you, huh? a cop? can they STOP YOU??
I mean like,, I don't really have my own income and we don't rlly have working a printer (afaik) so I would have to go to somewhere else to get it printed anyway, and that takes money so,,
Kinda can't lmao
P A I N T I T. THERE IS NO ONE STOPPING YOU FROM WHIPPING OUT AN A4 SHEET OF PAPER AND RED MARKER
I CAN BARELY DRAW A STRAIGHT LINE
DRAW A GAY LINE
this is crazy 😭
@definitely-ao3-offical I apologise but it keeps coming across my feed and now I've committed to keeping this alive so yeah paint it gay you can do it ☺️👍
God fucking damnit
This post again?????
@definitely-ao3-offical
Sorry
@tagging-officals-offical @taco-bell-offical @reminders-offical @homunculus-argument @satanic-fox-offical @silly-medium-flood-frog-offical @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin @autisimyfoxerronii @bat-phantom @4-him-vulpes
@definitely-ao3-offical
@definitely-ao3-offical
Darling, ml, honeybun, sweetie, cutie pie, roasted almond butter, beloved, honey, the moon to my sun, the water to my waves, the blood to my (not)flesh, the apple of my eye, the window to my heart, the uranium to my antique tea set, the ting to my yang, my soulmate, my diamond, the spring to my winter, my-*it continues for. . . . Awhile* *five hours later* -how could you?
It's a flag dedicated to you!!
Yes but I've already discussed my frustrations with it, after all getting summoned to see the exact same flag well over a hundred or more(an exaggeration) times can be. . . Irritating to say the least
You're so cute when you're frustrated-
*quite literally pouts*
Aww-
*they shoves it's hand in his face but his is still visible*
@definitely-ao3-offical have you seen this yet
@definitely-ao3-offical
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to dih or not to dih
No I'm okay this one is stupid
It’s an enamel pin of a cat biting another cat’s butt. No further explanation needed. (IT'S AVAILABLE HERE)
@theunknowngrowshere
... I found it. Love they made it into a pin–
Yay ill order it
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
Do not like
Keep. Reblogging.
If we reblog enough we could save it
Reblogged at 1.7 M notes
reblogged at 1.8M notes
how did this lose over 5k notes
I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.
it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei
Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.
i think this is…actually the most extreme stupid dove nest I’ve seen.
video
I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.
That’s enough to keep me going.
@cryptonature Man do I have good news for you!
Also! Bonus frog!
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I want to take a bite out of a bar of soap
are you stalking me wth i just said that-
oh how the turns have tabled
how the tabled have turns
have turns how the tabled
tabled how turns have the
turns tabled how the have
have tabled turns the how
tables the have turns how
tables chairs floors spaghetti
Guys I just wanted a normal family dinner can you stop turning the table
i cant believe this is 7 hrs ago this reads like its 10 yrs old
woah the post is that peak?
the post really is that peak now since it's got a deactivated blog
We need to get this post in a hall of fame
