The Chaotic Masterlist
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The Chaotic Masterlist
Thanks for stopping by. Hereâs a list of completed and upcoming works. Iâm open to asks and requests but 18+ and MDNI please.

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oh captain my captain...
The English Captain Part 2
Pairing: John Price x f!reader
Warnings: Swearing, implied sexual content, 2nd person, no use of y/n
Words: 4k
Synopsis: Life is hard in the Scottish Highlands in the 1740s. When your brother Johnny returned after a long absence with not one, but three hated Englishmen, your relief quickly turned to fury, but they soon became a part of your life. None more so than the handsome Captain, who finds a place not only in your bed, but in your heart. What will happen when events threaten the beautiful balance you've wrought together?
(mo puthair = my sister, mo cridhe = my heart, mo grĂ dh = my love)
Morning light spilled pale and golden across the hardwood floor, catching on the dust motes that danced through the quiet. You stirred beneath the blankets, warm, content, and not alone. Johnâs arm was still wrapped around your waist, heavy and possessive even in sleep. His face was pressed into the pillow beside yours, his beard tickling your temple, and for a moment, you simply watched him. He looked softer like this; less of the soldier, more of the man.
Eastern emerald elysia!reader who the 141 are lowkey worried about.
Its not something they notice at first, namely because there's more important things to focus on during an op. But they slowly take note that you...dont eat much.
Sure, hybrids can have wildly different dietary needs from others, but even still you raise concern. when you do eat, its only ever some green smoothie. While soap and gaz are tearing into various meats, and ghost is eating a wide variety of fruits and nuts, for you its only the smoothie. A small one, too, in comparison to the fruit ghost eats.
So far your habit hasn't affected your health, but price finally puts his foot down on a two-week op in the desert heat. While everyone else is gathered around the camp at dusk, eating shitty MREs, you decline when ghost passes you one. Price narrows his eyes, puts his fork down. "Alright, thats enough. Kid, you need to eat. This whole habit since you joined needs to stop, im not fighting you on this."
Silence. Gaz and soap exchange nervous glances, leave it to emotionally stunted price to bring this up in front of everyone. You only frurrow your brow, tilt your head like price is one of those puzzles you like to fidget with. "...with all due respect, captain, what do you mean? I have been eating. Youve seen me eat."
Price shakes his head, flicks an ear in annoyance. "No. I've seen you drink those tiny fucking smoothies. I havent seen you eat any real food."
Another pause. Soap thinks your about to start making excuses. Instead, you let out a short bark of laughter "what? You seriously thought ive been living off those things this whole time? No,"
You motion down at yourself, the green hue your skin always sports. "I photosynthesize. Thats how I eat."
Ghost snorts beside you, head tilted "what like a fucking plant?"
"Yep!" You nod, rhinopores flopping with the movement "that smoothie is basically an algae slurry. I take the chloroplasts from the algae and use them as my own. Technically, I could survive without 'food' for nearly ten months as long as I have light and water."
Price shoulders droop, and he lets out half-relieved half-appalled laugh "Bloody hell kid. I thought I would have to bench you." Which is probably the closest price will get to saying I'm glad youre okay.
The mood is alot lighter after that, and you thoroughly tease your teammates for not thinking to actually check your hybrid status before freaking out.
Sebastian Stan as The Winter Soldier // Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

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. Ýâ âš . Ý âĄ Ý . âš â Ý.. Ýâ âš . Ý âĄ Ý . âš â Ý.. Ýâ âš . Ý âĄ Ý . âš â Ý.. Ýâ âš . Ý âĄ Ý . âš â Ý.. Ýâ âš . Ý âĄ Ý . âš
You try to forget the poke.
Really. You do.
It was a moment of weakness. A tactical lapse. A heat-of-the-moment muscle-touching misstep you're fine. You are. Youâve decided to move on.
So you do what any mature adult would do: you ignore Simon "Chest Almighty" Riley with the force of a thousand suns.
Even if it flexes directly in front of you. Even when it calls to you like some kind of protein-rich siren song.
You do not let one pec poke destroy your professionalism.
Sure, your knees almost gave out. Sure, your dreams have only gotten worse Ghost, shirtless, handing you a protein shake and whispering âLet me bench youâ in a Mancunian growl. But youâre a soldier, damn it. You have discipline.
Which is why you begin Operation: Avoid Simon âTits of Mass Distractionâ Riley.
It starts simply.
You stop volunteering for missions that pair you with him. You sit on the far end of the mess. You exit rooms when he enters them. Once, Soap says Ghost is in the gym and you physically turn around and start walking the other direction.
Youâre proud of yourself. Youâve gone a full week without making eye contact with his chest. That has to count for something.
Unfortunately, Ghost notices.
At first, he seems amused. Smirks, tilts his head when you scramble away like a startled cat. He tries to catch your eye, but youâre strong. You do not make eye contact with the enemy (his chest).
Then he gets annoyed.
And he decides: no. Unacceptable. He liked the attention. He misses the attention.
So he starts⌠escalating.
It begins with a new gym shirt. Tight. Black. Just a little too small. He wears it everywhere.
Then he starts stretching more. In meetings. Before briefings. During lunch.
Soap nearly chokes on his sandwich one day watching Ghost do a slow, unnecessarily sensual triceps stretch while staring pointedly in your direction.
âYou good, mate?â Soap asks him after you bolt from the room like youâre on fire.
âFine,â Ghost says, clearly not fine.
Soap narrows his eyes. âYouâre being weird.â
âIâm not.â
âYouâre pec thirst trapping the rookie.â
âIâm encouraging team bonding.â
Price hears that one and nearly walks into a wall as he mutters something under his breath about: âFor the love of God, just bang already or one of you is getting transferred.â
Week two things aren't any beater.
You try. You really try to maintain your cool. But itâs hard when Ghost is practically posing in the rec room, arms flexed, shirt clinging like a second skin, all while pretending heâs not watching you lose your mind.
Until one night, it finally breaks.
It's late and youâre in the common room trying to snack away you pec fueled mental brackdown, when you hear footsteps. You know itâs him before he even speaks.
âStill ignoring me?â he asks, leaning casually against the doorframe, arms folded.
You donât look at him. âIâm not ignoring you. Iâm creating healthy professional boundaries.â
âYouâre ignoring me.â
You spin, glare. âI poked your pec once, Simon. It doesnât mean you get to emotionally torment me for eternity with your theatrics.â
He steps forward. âYou started it.â
âI was trying to regain my composure!â
âBy pretending I donât exist?â
âYes!â
Youâre breathing hard. Heâs close now. Too close.
Then he tilts his head, eyes crinkling.
âI have a solution.â
âOh no.â
He shrugs. âYou poked me. I poke you. Weâre even. Balance restored. We can move on with our lives.â
You blink. âYou want to poke my chest?â
He nods solemnly. âFairâs fair.â
âThat is not how this works!â
âScared?â
âOf you? No!"
Of your own rapidly deteriorating self control? Absolutely.
He steps closer, eyes locked on yours. âCâmon. One poke. For closure.â
You stare at him. His hand is already lifted, waiting for your consent.
ââŚFine,â you whisper, voice shaking. âBut this makes us even. Deal?â
âDeal.â
You square your shoulders. He reaches out.
And pokes.
Itâs just a tap. Barely even pressure through your shirt.
And yet somehow it feels so intimate. Charged. Like electricity ripples out from the spot and fries your brain.
His hand lingers.
You inhale sharply.
He pulls back slowly.
âYou okay?â he asks, voice low.
âNo,â you say honestly. âNow it's worse.â
He chuckles. âGuess weâre both fucked then.â
Silence stretches between you, heavy and humming.
Then, quietly:
âYou wanna kiss me?â
You nod.
âSo do it.â
You do.
And itâs not professional. And it doesnât fix anything.
But it sure as hell feels better than poking.
. Ýâ âš . Ý âĄ Ý . âš â Ý.. Ýâ âš . Ý âĄ Ý . âš â Ý.. Ýâ âš . Ý âĄ Ý . âš â Ý.. Ýâ âš . Ý âĄ Ý . âš â Ý.. Ýâ âš . Ý âĄ Ý . âš
THE KEEPER AND THE KITTEN
simon riley is a very dangerous man shaped by scars and hardened by a life of violence. but when he finds youâan innocent kitten hybrid caged in a labâsomething in him shifts. he owns you and he takes very good care of what's his.
this series is a collection of drabbles that follows owner!simon and the delicate kitten hybrid he takes in. it explores their slow-building bond and the blurred line between protection and desire.
scenes from the keeper and the kitten
taken in
when simon adopts you.
uncovered
when you see his face for the first time.
getting you clean
when simon gives your first bath, just like a good owner should⌠but itâs not that simple.
scar by scar
you groom simon slowly, licking over every scar like youâre trying to make him whole.
just a glimpse
when you walk in on simon while heâs taking a shower.
bad dreams
when you have a nightmare and simon comforts you.
anodyne
Simon, without ever really considering it, places a lot of weight on a name. It's why he likes the separation between Simon and Ghost, why he gets to a point where he calls Soap Johnny, even when no one else does. It's important, what you call someone. There's a lot in a name.
With you, you'd never even know about Ghost -- to you, he's just Simon, and that's all he ever wants to be. He doesn't want those worlds to mix. Simon will do just fine.
But, after you've been dating a while, when you've convinced him to relax enough to lay his head in your lap while you watch tv and you let out a soft little "there you go, baby"?
Well that's something else entirely.
Because he's never been a "baby." He's never been "honey" or "sweetie" or any of those other cutesy little names you come up with, but when you call him those things, it's nice. Sort of relaxing in a way he never knew it could be.
"Baby, can you change the lightbulb for me?" "What's for dinner, baby?" "Right there, baby, don't stop."
He notices, every single time. It makes him want to try it too, to see if it'll give you the same little easy thrill it gives him. But he's not sure what kind of pet name feels right. He turns over words and phrases in his head when he's trying to go to sleep or in the shower -- he'd absolutely never admit this to you -- and he practices, trying to figure out what feels natural, what feels like you.
In the end, all the practice is for naught, because the right one slips out without him even thinking about it.
It's after he comes home from a deployment, exhausted from both everything that happened and from trying to hide his desperation to see you. When he gets home, you take him in your arms, and all the tension, for the moment, anyway, just falls right out of him, and he holds onto you like a lifeline.
"Missed you so fucking much, sweetheart."
He can feel you smile, your face pressed against his chest, and while he is glad to see you seem to like it, he wasn't prepared for how much he'd like it himself.
Because what you call someone matters. He'd spent the first half of his life as Simon, the second as Ghost, and now, as a complete surprise to him, he's getting a third chapter where he gets to be "baby," where he gets to be close enough to you to share these special little names. He gets to know your sweet heart, and it's more than he deserves.
But he'll never, ever stop trying to earn it.

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The use of Y/N jolts someone out of a fic, no matter how well written it is.
âHi, my name is y/n.â
Can easily become:
âMy name is John, and yours?â Smiling you introduce yourself, shaking the manâs hand.
AND
âOh y/nâ they moan as you [censored].
Can easily become:
They moan your name as you [censored].
Etc etc etc
Price taking a picture of the bathroom scales showing the progress of his cut in numbers. "Not too shabby, but still work to do," reads the comment on his anonymised social media. He posts it and then passes out for a nap.
He wakes up to hundreds of notifications, three marriage proposals and a torrent of less savoury advances in his DMs. What the fuck? He finally finds a message from Simon that explains it (and reveals that Simon follows that specific account).
"Your scales are made of glass."
There's another from Soap: "dinnae ken hae ye walk"
And Garrick: "swear down, you're my hero"
Price had been naked when he took the photo.
Fuck.
*cups ao3 author's face in my hands gently* please. you are the only one who understands the blorbos correctly. you must write more.
ITâS NOT âPEEKEDâ MY INTEREST
OR âPEAKEDâ
BUT PIQUED
âPIQUED MY INTERESTâ
THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU
ADDITIONALLY:
YOU ARE NOTÂ âPHASEDâ. YOU AREÂ âFAZED.â
IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU AREÂ âWEARYâ. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU AREÂ âWARYâ.
ALL IN âDUEâ TIME, NOT âDOâ TIME
âPER SEâ NOT âPER SAYâ
THANK YOU
BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE
BREATH - THE NOUN FORM
THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE
WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY
WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER
THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but oneâs mind can wander)
DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN
WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)
WONTON - ITâS A DUMPLING THATâS ALL IT IS ITâS A FUCKING DUMPLING
BAWL- TO SOB/CRY
BALL- A FUCKING BALL
YOU CANNOTÂ âBALLâ YOUR EYES OUT
AND FOR FUCKâS SAKE, ITâS NOT âSIKEâ; ITâS âPSYCHâ. AS IN âI PSYCHED YOU OUTâ; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASNâT TRUE.
THANK YOU.
*slams reblog*
ITâS âMIGHT AS WELLâ. âMIND AS WELLâ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.
SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM âSLYâ) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE
ITâS âSLEIGHT OF HANDâ.
DISCRETE - SEPARATE, DISTINCT, PARTED
DISCREET - SUBTLE, STEALTHY, DIPLOMATIC
BORN= existing as a result of birth
BORNE= carried or transported by
LIGHTENING = to make something less dark in color or to lessen its weight
LIGHTNING = bright flash of light during electrical storms
{This is quite helpful. Thank you Rebloggers.}
((adm: I just want to add-
Loose- untight
Lose- opposite of winning))
((ALSO: A fun trick - Affect = Action Effect = End Result ))
There = In that place
Their = belonging to them
canât = a contraction for cannot
cant = a tilt or lean at an angle, usually to accommodate accessibility
Me thinking that this is childâs play and that I know it all already:
Me realising there are some things I didnât already know:
TO- GOING ONE PLACE TOWARDS ANOTHER
TWO- 2, A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 3
TOO- A DESCRIPTIVE WORD, THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD, THE SHIRT IS TOO LOOSE.
Trick for telling whether to use âmeâ or âiâ
Drop the other subject(s) and if the sentence makes sense, youâre using the right one.
Examples:
Incorrect- Arthur and me are going to the mall//me am going to the mall -no
Correct- Arthur and i are going to the mall//i am going to the mall
Incorrect- they brought presents for Henry and i//they brought presents for i -no
Correct- they brought presents for Henry and me//they brought presents for me
Rogue - a scoundrel or disreputable person
Rouge - a kind of makeup
IT IS A TENET OF YOUR RELIGION
IT IS NOT A TENANT OF YOUR RELIGION
Vicious- mean
Viscous- sticky
Conscious- awake, mindful
Conscience- Jiminy Cricket
The affect vs effect thing is very useful! Until you learn that you can effect (to cause to occur; bring about; accomplish) an affect (feeling or emotion, OR outward expression of same; yes, this is two nouns!) because English is a garbage fire.
UNCONSCIOUS: NOT AWAKE
SUBCONSCIOUS: NOT AWARE
You do not make a decision unconsciously, itâs SUBCONSCIOUSLY.
If you wanna say someone made a decision without realizing, you use SUBCONSCIOUS.
If you wanna say you made a decision while sleeping (how??) you use UNCONSCIOUS
So many writers donât know this and it drives me nuts
You do not make a
decision unconsciously,
itâs SUBCONSCIOUSLY.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
ITâS â CONTRACTION FORM OF âIT ISâ
Itâs perfectly fine. Donât claim itâs something itâs not.
ITS â POSSESSIVE FORM OF AN OBJECT
Its color was faintly blue. That wasnât in its nature.
I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3
Passing along for all the writers out there!

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sometimes the best fanfics are written by middle aged adults with years of writing experience who simply know how to craft a good story. but also sometimes the best fanfics are written by a sixteen year old girl with something deeply wrong with her
#fandoms need both
#biodiversity
trade secret, the middle aged adults with years of writing experience are just the sixteen year old girl with something deeply wrong with her but all grown up
#thehonesttruth #jeezimsomiddleaged
i know it's been done many times before, but i just love gross weird creepy awkward simon and his cute harmless bird.
like she's so intrigued by him, so infatuated with this odd man. she giggles at his dark humour and crude jokes, a genuine smile on her face as her shoulders shake from laughing so hard while he's huffing out a sound of amusement of his own. meanwhile, everyone else has an uncomfortable look on their faces, giving them both judgemental stares.
he's the type to tug her close to him and kiss her nasty, uncaring if they're in a public setting. he sucks on her tongue and spits in her mouth, a big hand reaching down to squeeze her ass before disappearing up her skirt. he doesn't really care if others watch or not, and he grips her tight when she tries to escape, swallowing all her squeaky little noises with a satisfied hum.
there's no shame when it comes to him. he lets her know when he's going for a piss and asks if she wants to come, not bothering to close the door (he demands that she leaves it open when she goes too; it's only fair). he uses her hand to jerk himself off when she's busy or not in the mood, heavy groans rumbling from his chest because it feels so much better than rutting into his rough handânot as lovely as her soft, pretty cunt though. he lets his tongue dip low to lap at her asshole and ignores her whiny protests, promising he'll make her feel good in a second, groaning to himself as she grinds against his face.
ughhh he's just so unusual. sometimes he stares at her too long for it to be considered cute, dark eyes burning into her very soul for so long that she has to remind him to blink. he corners her just to get a whiff of her perfume, heavy breathing down her neck like he's getting worked up just from smelling her.
when he comes home from deployment and tells her about the things that happened while he was away (lost one of my good knives in tha' prick), she's sitting pretty on his lap and chirping out her responses, urging him to tell her more. she says it's good for him to get it off his chest, but really she likes hearing his gruesome stories. it makes her heart flutter that he's so skilled and competent.
others have come up to her asking if she's okay and if she's aware of the weirdo following her, and she's like "yeah that's my man :)" she tries her best to drive them away before he starts sulking over yet another person interrupting their parallel play.
she just really loves how strange and off-putting he is.