you have to also love fat people who can't perform feats of physical prowess or impressive athletics. you have to also love fat people whose fatness is unpalatable and unfashionable. or i'll kill you. i'll fucking kill you.

inspiring: everyone in the reblogs and comments was injected with a neurotoxin

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

Hey guys wtf does "objectum" mean?????

@funnier-when-objectum

Guy in the pit just said “forgive me master” I gotta get the fuck out

marisa orgasm gif

rhe white girl is. fucking the yellow one

It has been an insanely difficult time for us. With one hit after another coming and making everything as difficult as possible. If you could spare it would truly give some relief while we try to keep our life together.

i really like the 'your bra strap is showing' art meme. it feels like the type of thing my beloved nonsequitur-loving mutuals would post.

"your bra strap is showing" no it isn't? lifts my shirt and shows off what lies beneath and it's endless roads in every direction. dark asphalt bleached a light grey. closed strips and empty motels. dollar stores and semis. paint fades and is replaced time and again. strangling you. alien megastructures like divine arteries blossom into lattices and twisting paths. you feel yourself melting under the pressure of it. the sun's light beating down upon you and all you can see is indistinguishable from everything else. a horizontal edifice carving itself into existence, pumping itself from here to there, breathing itself in and out. you could travel for hours in any direction and find nothing. once there were train tracks but the trains no longer run. now all that remains is empty road. and that's right the black smoke from the fire that never ended formed what looked like a bra strap but don't worry the clover intersections look kinda like boobs.

It really is so usamerican to think that engaging with ideas and cultures that are foreign to you is Inherently "not fun"

I get the aunns mixed up every time

its ok i dont mind so much since theres really not anything good or very special about me anyway

tying a flower around your horn so I can tell which one you ate

well you know i guess that makes maybe kinda sense sense im probably not good enough fora flower ro anything else for that matter

for me, its the little smile sink dog has. she comes off as genuinely happy in a really subdued, realistic way

but also why are people at office jobs getting free donuts more than jobs where you're actually hungry as fuck 😭😭😭 give donuts to anyone doing manual labor and the performative dieting issue will disappear immediately #truthnuke

chatgpt if it was good: "That's not just rape–that's reeducation."