someday

“so you know those videos you see about the families where the dad fights getting a dog for the longest time but then ends up being best friends with it? yeah - that’s my mom with my cats. i think she loves them more than her own children. everyday she texts me to ask how they are when she’s not home. who is this woman and what has she done with emma? i don’t know.”

“That’s how my Mami is with our cats! She said when they were in high school she hated Lord Tubbington but now, she always makes sure he’s in bed and has his food bowl full before she goes to bed and then makes sure he gets chin scritches every morning before work! His work- not hers. He needs chin scritches before a long day of running corporate America via zoom.”

“if you want to, i won’t turn down some help, but only if you want to!”

“I always want to help you! You’re my favorite uncle... But don’t tell Uncle Diego. Okay?”

“we’ve been in the new house for - ten days now? i never realized how challenging unpacking this much stuff was. when i moved before it was just me - now it’s four people not even including myself - jeez.”

“Can I come help?!?”

I’m not sure who needs to hear this, but no. You cannot bring your pet into the library. It don’t work like that. 

But.. Lord Tubbington wants to meet you.

“you’d think that in the summer my time at the rink would die down - that is the biggest lie. i was there for twelve hours today, i don’t think i ever want to go back.”

“GET FROYO WITH ME INSTEAD! I’m tired from cheer camp and sweets make me smile.”

“they sound so stinkin’ cute! - god, i know, docs are fuckin’ insanely expensive, but here i am with three pairs.”

“I have a bunch of pairs too! My Mami always buys them.. Says something like it’s part of our heritage as children of lesbians.”

“oh, yes! i went on there too, they have some awesome pieces, actually. rainbow shoes sound cool as hell.”

“They look like Docs! Except not like.. A hundred dollars.”

“i’ve been up for 48 hours, and i could go for a burrito. that’s how my days going, what about you?”

“I’m a sad Channing but burritos sound really good.”

“you didn’t come back flipping out of my womb, so you’ll have to work hard for the position of favorite.”

“But.. I look like I did!”

“Every year preparing for Cheerio Try Outs is bitter sweet but this year is extra rough. This will be the first time in YEARS that a Lynn hasn’t been on the squad. I’ll have to actually work to find a favorite.”

“OH! OH! CAN IT BE ME?!”

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“yeah! - i guess i may have forgotten to formally tell you, sorry, channy,”

“CAN I BABYSIT?!?!”

gretchen: i know. i trust him and i love him i just..idk i get in my own head too much. :\

gretchen: i just don't wanna lose him...

channing: that's national fear

channing: wait

channing: that's wrong

channing: sorry, irrational. lt helped.

gretchen: the way i just talked myself into a spiral in the bathtub and once i got out i had to take a pill.

gretchen: Brie is like solid with Shea. They’re probably gonna get married sooner rather than later but anytime dillion is just...remotely distant I’m like “ha he’s not over her and you’re just convenient!”.

gretchen: like I know she’d never take him back but that may not stop him from wanting her. we love anxiety!

channing: gggggggggggggggggggggg :(

“preparing for a baby is - terrifying - yet really exciting, i think. it’s a lot, though.”

“UNCLE LEO! You’re having a baby?!”

“you shouldn’t be ordering shit without mami knowing, you know that,” she scolded, glancing to her sister, “you know - he might not actually like the photoshoots, if he keeps runnin’ away from you every time you put him in something,” scarlette tried to reason with her, shrugging her shoulders up and down, “it’s okay, chan, don’t worry about me, i’ll get over it,”

“I only do it every now and then! Mom orders ten times as much as I do. Have you seen her amazon pile?” Channing glanced towards the door, where LT had returned and flopped down in his outfit. “He poses, though. Like full on. I’ve got a whole hard drive full of his pics.” Trying to think of a way to help her sister, the blonde was just coming up at a loss. “Should I leave you alone?”