It Must Have Been Love

So… I may or may not just have spilt glitter all over the living room. I was sorting through some boxes with Halloween costume supplies and I… had a little accident with one that contained glitter shakers. The result? There’s glitter literally everywhere – not just all over the floor, but I’m also covered in it myself. It’s enough to be a costume on itself. If anyone has any tips on how to clean this mess, that would be very much appreciated. I’ve dealt with my fair share of glitter in my life, but I’ve never had to deal with a glitter explosion in my own house.

“Aren’t you and kurt usually covered in glitter anyway? This feels like it’s normal.”

“i feel like my daughter is three going on eighty-five, sometimes. she decided this year that heath bars and werther’s were her favorite candies, and she will not stop asking for them. i don’t - grasp how this happened.”

“Kids are weird, like, really, really weird.”

“The only children I like are my own and those related to me, example my brother’s kids. Other than that, I’m annoyed. Why did they make me give an acting class to a bunch of ungrateful high schoolers. I swear Blaine’s classmates weren’t as horrible the last time I did this. The names I was called, I don’t know if I should call the Lord to help these young ones or an exorcist.”

“It’s not a problem if you command respect. I’ve never had an issue with my high schoolers.”

yknow for living on the west coast almost my whole life, coming to land locked state… I’m missing the ocean so much.please tell me there is something  fun to do around here that isn’t watching paint dry or grass grow.

“There are some water parks, or lakes around here if you’re looking for water.”

“The struggle with going to school and having a five year old to take care of can me a pain in the ass. Luckily for me, she’s at summer camp during the day and I am at work, so when I get home, she eats dinner, plays a bit, we watch a movie and she’s out like a light. My only issue is that instead of getting work done during her down time, I am faling asleep as well. I need to learn some new methods of priortizing my time better. Someone help me.”

“You might consider getting up earlier, so you can get stuff done early before she wakes up. Or else, change your own sleep schedule to work around hers.”