Only what brings me peace

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

I literally don't want a job. I want to read for 4 days straight

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

therapist: are you ever worried that- me: Yes

oh haven’t you heard???? things will get better and you will be okay

Love all my sensitive girls who make the most mundane things seem vastly more intimate and romantic

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

what doesn’t kill you makes you cry on a bright sunny day

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man