Lookkkkk I know we donβt looove the cinematic classic film adaptation of The Phantom of the Opera (2004) directed by the mastermind Joel Shumacher on these streets but like MUST a movie be good???? Is it not enough to have practical sets, Gerard Butler screaming, beautiful costumes, Patrick Wilson sopping wet tied up crying and whimpering in the worst fuck ass wig, a lesbian opera performed with your career rival, and a sudden application of smokey eye make up mid scene???? FIVE STARS.















