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I’m a bitch I’m a lover

Remember when The Phantom of the Opera crashed a party he wasn’t invited to dressed in the most extra costume of the night, threatened and insulted almost everyone there, and demanded that they produce his self-insert sexy opera and cast his crush as the lead, otherwise he’d burn down the theater, and then he just disappeared in a poof of smoke? Love that chaotic bitch.

how did erik start coaching christine. like was she just singing in the bath one day and she heard a distant echo saying “you’re sharp”

“also I’m an angel, so spying on you in the bath is so not even an issue. don’t make this weird, Christine.”

#don’t make this weird Christine     #a summary of the phantom of the opera in five words     #“yes I live in the basement; don’t make this weird Christine”     #“yes I wear a mask don’t make this weird Christine”     #“yes I have a full-scale model of you in a bridal gown; don’t make this weird Christine”     #“yes I killed a dude; don’t make this weird Christine”     #“yes there’s a Persian police officer asking suspicious questions; don’t make this weird Christine”     #“yes I do identify with a character who seduces ingenues in a mask; don’t make this weird Christine”     #“yes I’ve now kidnapped you twice; don’t make this weird Christine”     #“yes I’ve captured your fiancee and the Persian police officer and am threatening to blow up the opera house if you don’t agree to marry me     #DON’T MAKE THIS WEIRD CHRISTINE’‘  (via notbecauseofvictories)

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Love never dies is great because everyone is awful and/or stupid except gustave who is a child and just like comically unfortunate to be in the care of like the most dysfunctional group of adults you can think of, it's so funny

The Phantom of the Opera is so funny if you divorce it from the gothic opera house atmosphere like imagine if there was just some guy living underneath your local DMV and everyone KNOWS he lives down there and he’s demanding $20k a month to stop him from going up there and harassing the clerks