bruhhh

or buy a house idk(yes thats unrealistic idgaf)

i don’t want to vote “blue no matter who”, you’re right that it shouldn’t be choosing between the lesser of two evils but you not voting is not going to “show them” anything. you’re going to get trump elected again and he’s going to end the genocide and not in the way you want. he’s going to take away every right he can from queer people and poc and women.

oh, Sisyphus! i got you

they're probably judging gale eating magic boots again...

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Come on, Barbie, let's go party.