im the mom friend

the line between not going out as an act of self-care and not going out as a symptom of depression is but a gossamer thread

This is fucking me up right now

POWER MOVE

Jeff Goldblum is like if your uncle were a manic Pixie dream girl

for those who can help out, the hispanic federation and unidos por puerto rico are still taking donations

@excima

I thought this was drake bell lmfao

2018 mood

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

hey reblog this if you speak spanish

Is he an alien

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

What the fuck am I looking at

blanket from hell, texture made of evil

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

wow mood

Were in 2017 he’s in 3089

Bass guitars are the power bottoms of music