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I’m howling

this explains the tourists i saw taking a picture of a picture of edinburgh castle outside tesco instead of idk going to edinburgh castle 10 minutes away

everyone please look at all the images in the replies of this post im dying i had no idea other people were as dumb as me

Remember that quiet boy from middle school? Shes an egirl now and shes hotter than you

a himbo is etymologically a male bimbo. it’s a hot, stupid man. if a man is stupid and hot he’s a himbo. stop adding nonsense qualifications based on your own taste.

“a himbo has to be ripped” you wouldn’t let an astoundingly pretty, astoundingly stupid man be a himbo just because he’s got a belly? or because he’d blow away in a strong wind? fucka you

i literally cannot drink milk normally i gotta chug

whore

I thought this was just Tyra talking to Ben Stiller

I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

I love how this doesn’t have Toph’s response so it looks like he just saw Toph and was like “you know what? This kid deserves it”

Which is honestly a little valid because toph radiates chaos.