expect a mess

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

Calvins dad could get it, as could Calvins mom. But neither of them want me so I guess I'll just go back to wringing out wet rats for water in an alley

I'm a sucker for a good "you think you're in one horror subgenre but it's actually a different horror subgenre". character struggling to accept that maybe demons are tormenting them suddenly finds out it's actually aliens. trope of all time tbh

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell

anyway i’m showing u guys my insides i expect some of u to be falling in love with me soon

people i don’t know are reblogging this and i don’t want this to get outside my circle with people thinking this is a metaphor this is literal this is about me posting my xrays to tumblr dot com

people are reblogging this and they haven’t even seen my fucking insides >_>

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

I fear not

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

The entire range of human skin tones varies from so pale white that it's almost kind of blue, to so deep black that it's almost kind of blue, and I think that's beautiful. Do you love the colour of the guy.

they should add emotes for every fish

im open to being held captive if you promise not to raise your voice at me and stroke my hair a lot

sometimes i do forget im somewhere between 5'-5'4 and probably relatively easy to murder and then im alone in the woods and encounter strangers inviting me into their mysterious woods shack and im like hmmm. well the shack does look mighty inviting. i can see the appeal of the woods shack. nothing could ever go wrong in the woods shack.

you shouldnt kill yourself because frankly its such an overdone and unoriginal response to emotional pain, and ill be entirely honest you just cannot pull it off or make it interesting like itd really just be embarrassing for you like do something original