Swaggy faggy! What A Mess!!

didn'tidoitforyouuuuu

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

Clown cars are really tiny, but clown shoes are really big. What's that gas pedal look like

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

why did you take this screenshot in a sinister fog?

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

"why'd they block me? we've never talked" bro if i see you being nasty to the bartender i'm not gonna chat you up

All my homies hate the U.S. government.

just felt you with my feelers. Not interested. DO NOT LAY EGGS IN OR NEAR ME.

*polishes my sword*

DO NOT JERK OFF NEAR MY NEST.