blehh

Genuinely straight men who jokingly act gay with their friends to farm views and overuse the word sus and make yaoi jokes and then get up in arms about boundaries and invasiveness and parasociality when people actually depict them as gay are like . the lowest form of life to me

One of the many reasons I loved the dream SMP was 1) because it was comprised mainly of pvpers and speedrunners, with hardly any building or redstone specialists, and 2) entering the End was forbidden and the End never factored into the SMP at any point. It led to a lack of resources and infrastructure that gave the server a medieval feeling to it. Players who accumulated a lot of resources usually did so through solo grinding. No one could make communal resource farms because they'd all be at risk of becoming pieces in the geopolitical war games, and/or being destroyed (I think the only piece of communal infrastructure that survived unscathed was the underground spider farm near the Eggpire). People didn't have elytra, and roads were constantly being destroyed, so the primary method of rapid transportation was Riptide tridents, which as far as I'm aware is pretty unique to the Dream SMP and showcases the really awesome and interesting alternatives that can develop in a no-End lategame. God the dog-eat-dog worlds that a bunch of bored men create are hell to live in and absolutely marvellous to tell stories in. The SMPs with End access and reliable resource reserves and infrastructure just can't compare.

rip ethoslab & bdoubleo100 you would've loved being tumblr mutuals with crushes on each other who will never talk about it or meet ever

Bdubs reblogs like 6 posts in a row that vaguely gesture at the idea that he would sell his entire house to have alarming & unusual sex with an unspecified one of his mutuals and tags them like Me and who hahahaa just kidding but seriously who. etho logs on 8 hours later to post a seinfeld meme and a fact about a failed video game from 1998 and then logs straight off again. bdubs pounds his fists against the floor in agony

meanwhile etho read every single post but didnt interact with them in case he somehow accidentally broadcast his gay thoughts by doing so and is seriously debating whether he's like morally evil for jacking off about it without telling bdubs

rip ethoslab & bdoubleo100 you would've loved being tumblr mutuals with crushes on each other who will never talk about it or meet ever

Bdubs reblogs like 6 posts in a row that vaguely gesture at the idea that he would sell his entire house to have alarming & unusual sex with an unspecified one of his mutuals and tags them like Me and who hahahaa just kidding but seriously who. etho logs on 8 hours later to post a seinfeld meme and a fact about a failed video game from 1998 and then logs straight off again. bdubs pounds his fists against the floor in agony