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The customer is never right

normalize the customer never being right

The holiday season is coming up and if you’re being rude to a retail worker while they’re pulling off a 12+ hour shift cause it’s a holiday, you’re going directly to hell and i’m sending you there myself. 

No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.

Hearing one of your favorite songs on the radio sounds immensely more satisfying than choosing to listen to it on your own.

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

Your bed is almost always more comfortable to lay in when you don’t have time to lay in it.

‘where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago’ an autobiography i’ll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

my little brother just fucking threw a milk carton at me wtf how dairy

Why did you make me read this?