cervus

social media is an experiment by the US government to make the population hate art by having operatives calling themselves artists be the most annoying people in recorded human history

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

i love this comic but i cant stop thinking about how op used PAPYRUS FONT unironically

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

happy pride to my suspiciously close coworkers

i feels like there’s something missing in me that the rest of the world has and it’s not fair

when you’re laying in your bed crying and wondering when the pain and fear will stop and suddenly you’re 14 years old again and wondering why everyone you love hurts you and uses you and leaves you and why you aren’t good enough

staying up until 1am with your friends is like. wow we’re so fucking cool we’re so fucking badass we should go on a road trip or become famous or maybe hang out here forever because i dont wanna be anywhere that isnt with you guys im so full of love and joy and a live fast die young mentality. and staying up until 1am by yourself is like. for the third time this year i am genuinely contemplating suicide. good thing i dont have the executive function to clean up my room