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BONUS:
GOOD OMENS | 2.02 THE CLUE
If youâre going to invoke fiction, you might as well do it properly.
:)

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In the Hand-Painted Video Game âThe Masterâs Pupil,â Adventure Awaits Within Monetâs Paintings
heartbreaking:
girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day
that is some next level knot magic.
 it isnât though!!! itâs because most relationships arenât worth the effort. The âsweater curseâ is actually most commonly called the âBOYFRIEND sweater curse.â Which=heteronormative, but the curse most often falls on a woman knitting a sweater for a boyfriend. Before she finishes the sweater, they break up - pop culture would have you believe itâs because the boyfriend freaks out do to the weirdness/clinginess of having a sweater made for you, but I think knitters are wiser than that.
Itâs because after spending serious ÂŁÂŁÂŁ on materials, and then HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF LABOR on the creation of the item, with every stitch a prayer of totally focused intent, creating a large display of technical skill - it is then gifted to a non-knitter who does NOT APPRECIATE the work/effort/skill/cost/TIME it took to make it, and in fact thinks youâre a bit weird and making a big deal out of a piece of clothing, and after they go âoh thanksâ and shove your creation in the cupboard next to a sweater they got for ÂŁ15 at an M&S sale, then they never wear your sweater because itâs too tight because when you asked them how their favorite sweaters usually fit they said âI âunnoâ and when you measured them for the fifth time and asked, rather tersely, if they had enough room in the chest, they said âI guess,â and then if pressed they say they donât really like the sweater design, but then you point out that they were supposed to participate in helping you design it and they say they donât really care about how things look, and when you say that you tried to match it to their other clothes so how can they hate it, then they say that honestly their mother still buys all their clothes because they hate going shopping, and that they hate all their other clothes too, well. Thatâs when a sensible knitter goes âFuck this shit. And you know what? Fuck this man.â
This is what happens when someone posts in a knitting forum âAttack of the sweater curse!â - this is the usual story. It has a rigid plot. It is as old as myth.
Thatâs when you look at the time you spent and realize, âI could LITERALLY have written the first draft of a novel instead of doing this.â Thatâs when you go âI could have taken that ÂŁ200 and bought myself a new wardrobe.â Thatâs when you go âI could have taken all that intent, all that willpower, all that creative force, and laid down some fucking witchcraft, all right?â Thatâs when you go âI basically spent 100 hours straight thinking about this bastard while making something amazing for him, and I have no evidence that he ever spent 10 hours of his life thinking about me.â
And âI could spend this time and energy and money in making myself an enormous, intricate heirloom silk shawl with just a touch of cashmere, in elvish twists and leafy lace in all the colors of the night, shot through with subtly glittering stars, warm in winter and cool and summer and light as a loverâs kiss on the shoulders, suitable for draping over my arms at weddings or wrapping myself in to watch the sea, a lace-knotted promise to myself that I will keep for my entire life and gift to my favorite granddaughter when I die, and she will wear it to keep alive my memory - but instead I have this sweater, and this fuckboy.â
The sweater curse is a lesson that the universe gives to a knitter at an important point in their life. It is a gift.
Knitting a sweater for a husband or wife generally doesnât call down the curse, because the relationship is meant to be stronger than 4-ply.
(Although I say this, but Iâve taken over 5 years to finish a pair of mittens for my husband, because he casually asked me to do something customized with the cables, and I still canât get the math to work on the right hand.)
this post is so much better with that commentary
100% relatable
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Be friends with people you donât feel weird about sending an essay length text about your emotions to.
celebrate your personal victories because no one else understands what it took to accomplish them

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What your headache is tellin you
I havenât seen this post in a min but precisely when I have a headache RN it comes up in my feed
Two quick additions, as someone who suffered from chronic migraines
1. Behind the eyes: eye strain or just long stress. More sleep will definitely make this feel better. 2. Temples: unclench your jaw, as that bone is putting too much pressure on your temples.
This is a fucking life saviour with the amount of headaches I have
mine is always the front of the head/behind the eyes. And I am constantly sleep deprived
Todayâs theme music is âTeamâ by Krewella. ... but then I mess up a recipe a little, and maybe the chemistry will still work, but now my head is full of him saying, âsee! YOU NEVER PAY ATTENTION!â Fuck him.
The thing I hate most about depression is that it tricks you into thinking you donât have depression. It makes you think that nothing is wrong with you, that you just feel this way because you lack value as a person. Whether thatâs in your relationships, your academics, or a view of yourself, it makes you think you arenât good enough for any of that.
âItâs not the illness,â it says, âYou feel this way because itâs who you are.â
âMental illness is like fighting a war where the enemyâs strategy is to convince you that the war isnât actually happening.â
Me: I canât get out of bed today, what is wrong with me. Iâm so lazy and terrible and I am a huge flake and there has got to be something wrong with me. My brain: There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small.
nice things
books tea blackberry tea baking the steam off hot apple cider watching the colors change in a piece of knitting noticing that the leaves have finally changed on a tree you visit with all the time the sound of rain when youâre cozy & get to stay cozy freshly polished Docs comics window prisms casting little rainbows everywhere things will get better I like my handwriting when you donât think thereâs any ibuprofen in your bag, but there is lavender roses rosemary mint tea with honey my mug with the perfect egg-shaped curve purple socks polka dots lace table cloth curtains

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shout out to everyone who lives in a country where nobody gives a shit about halloween
Shout out to America for having such a bomb ass holiday. Halloween is the shit.
Look man, we donât have good healthcare, our education systemâs about to crash and burn, and people are still fucking arguing over Darwin. Give us Halloween.Â
Let us revel in imaginary monsters. We have too goddamn many real ones to be scared of the rest of the year.
I hope you find yourself out there. I hope you figure out your heart. I hope you figure out your mind. I hope you learn how to be kind to yourself. How to embrace the journey you are on. I hope you learn to be proud of the person you are becoming. I hope you learn to be proud of where you are - even if it isnât exactly where you want to be.
Bianca Sparacino (via onlinecounsellingcollege)