Sexy Gay Shit

Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.

isn't it crazy that a woman being gender nonconforming literally just requires her to exist in her own body without making any changes whatsoever. why does the fact that i don't wear makeup and i don't shave and i don't wear a bra have to be some political act. why can't i just fucking exist

i feel like almost nobody looks at characters they like and goes "that guy has a small dick." but you should. you should do it

even if the author is irl demonstrably fine with gay people it always feels homophobic to have a "reverse harem" romance where the multitudinous guys don't fruit it up even a little... you're telling me all of you are banging one woman but you're drawing the line at sucking each other off? pathetic.

*unprompted during a first date* Its interesting don’t you think? Purity’s value lies in its potential defilement

If I got locked in “the room you can only leave if the two of you have sex” i would immediately ask the other lesbian to use it as a research opportunity where we perform various acts of slowly increasing intimacy to find where the line between what is sex and what is not sex is drawn by the room

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

In the library, in the office, thunder in the distance, pacing back and forth before chalkboards covered in so much script that dust is floating in the air, my hands interlaced behind my back, me muttering "we have to figure out a way to make kissing more perverted"

the beauty of the world is that there are people out there having basically indistiguishable gender and sexuality experiences and one has several microlabels and an army of pride flags, one says "idk i guess im nonbinary or something" and the other is comfortably cis with a little flexibility. and all of them are correct because your identity is whatever you make of it.

"for the first time"