Cartoon Girl Living In A Cartoon World

I just want to be someone’s high-powered wife who walks in late to the party with a bottle of very expensive of wine and her gorgeously tailored suit and everyone is slightly annoyed that she’s interrupted dinner, but she’s a partner at Smith & Smith, you know, she’s working on that big hospital merger—and this is an excellent cabernet.

mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens

Ya know, I don’t think Skittles gets enough credit for filling their packages up with enough candy to satisfy the customer. I’m never disappointed by the amount of Skittles I get in one package. Thanks, Skittles. Good on ya.

just call it the Rihanna Gala tbh bc y’all know she’s the only one who sticks to themes and actually pushes boundaries. an Icon

“If I fits..”

Math jokes aren’t funny. nothing about math is funny. math is a sin

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

wow over the garden wall was great

Oh my god!!!!

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him