[hacker voice] I'm in

Is this the cat that boops?

It is now!

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

Reblog to give prev the structural planning of the story line to write their fanfiction

When I go into ao3, I leave my critical thinking at the door. My disbelief? Suspended. As long as your characterization is plausible, I'll let you take me on any journey and say thank you at the end. Are those plotholes? Never you mind, babe. I will be pole vaulting across them like they never were. Was that a snowstorm in Cabo so they could have a cozy, single bed hotel room? Of course, I'm no meteorologist. Keep em coming, hun. Just know I'm leaving Kudos at the end and kissing you on the lips.

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

wait

and we could call it something like... murder note.. or something.. Kill note.. die note... we can workshop it later

okay but why is he even called mr beast

He's the Antichrist

Easter’s over, you know what that means

IT’S HALLOWEEN

iT’S ONLY APRIL

HAPPY HALLOWEEN