Ayyyyy

Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me

a moth flies out of my wallet and I instantly kill it with my sword, awarding me the gold pieces necessary to make my purchase

love how Sims players call themselves simmers. you mean like a stew

with the temperature my laptop reaches I might as well be

@froggodofchaos I summon thee

Henlo

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

Reblog if maybe you shouldn't play video games any more

i love how this works no matter the result