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the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.
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ragebaiter rid2015 optimus COME BAAAACCK (based on the family feud dorito clip
y en espanol porque seria el colmo que no lo hiciera kajsdf
ENGLISH DIALOGUE:
Optimus Prime: "Technically, doritos, a highly saturated fried dough delicacy commonly seen in the form of a wheel or a square, also called "chicharrones," are a Mexican food."
Megatron: [in full caps] "BUT IT'S A SNACK! NOT A DISH!"
Optimus: "Actually, it can be."
DIAGLOGO ESPANOL:
Optimus Prime: Technicamente, doritos, una delicia frto de alta saturacion usualmente heches en forma de ruedas or cuadros, tambien conocidos como "chicharrones," son una comida Mexicana.
Megatron: Pero es un bocadillo! No un platillo!
Optimus: De hecho, si puede ser.
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The following day, James left Kildane Sheds as quickly as possible to Tidmouth Yards to meet up with Edward, who he'd managed to get a space at Tidmouth Sheds for the night and pick up the Honeypot coaches.
When James pulled into Tidmouth Yards, he was about to head for the carriage sheds when he saw something blocking his path. "What theâŚ" His path was blocked by a goods trainâa weird one at that. There were odd large boxes randomly placed within the trucks, which were full of stone. The bright red medium-sized tender engine could care though. This train was in his way. But as he was about to switch points, Diesel came roaring into the yard. ââEy! Donât touch those trucks, red rusty! That's my train right there."
Of course, James thought. He knew the shunters at Tidmouth well enough to know that they wouldn't leave this sort of mess. "What're you doing here? You work at Vicarstown, not Tidmouth," he scolded.
"I need to show Sir Topham Hatt something really special," Diesel replied smugly with a snicker. "You better not move them. I'm going to need them in a moment." With that, Diesel laughed as he rolled away, his wheels whirring as he headed to the platform of the Fat Controller's office.
James groaned and rolled his eyes. "Ugh! I don't have the time for this," he exasperated. He backed away and switched over to the line where the oddly placed train started. As one of the yardmen coupled him up, Edward appeared from the roundhouse that was Tidmouth Shed.
"Guid mornin', James!" exclaimed Edward as he left the roundhouse. "Whit've ye got?"
"Some goods train some-engine left. I can't get to the coaches with this in the way," James replied. With a whiff and a puff, he tried to pull but the small train wouldn't budge.
Meanwhile, in the south area of the yard, the Fat Controller walked out of his office with a clipboard in hand. Today was the day before The Great Railway Show, and Sir Topham Hatt II needed to look for the final contestant he planned on taking. He looked around, hoping to find them but only saw Donald heading in his direction.
"Hold it right there, Donald!" he exclaimed.
The navy blue tender engine came to a halt. "Is thare a problem, sir?"
"Have you seen James? I need to speak with him."
"I saw him up near the carriage shed, sir."
"Good. I need you to take me there then."
"Oâ course, sir!"
The Fat Controller quickly climbed into Donald's cab. With two whistles and a puff, Donald backed down the track.
James struggled to move the train. "Oh, come on!" he huffed. He blasted his whistle as loud as he could and continued to pull.
Edward was about to move forward when he noticed something odd. He frowned. His eyes could've been playing tricks on him but those big boxesâŚ
Are they moving by themselves?
"Uh, James?" called out Edward, right as an engine stormed by. "Those boxes. They're movinâ by thaimselves!"
The noise of rails rattling had muffled most of Edward's sentence, only allowing James to catch on to the last bit. "Yes, I'm moving them by myself! Just-"
The trucks bashed against him.
âShit!â Frightened, James accidentally released his brakes, making it easier for the âtrucksâ to push against him. "Hey, stop! Stop!" he yelled as he slipped and was pushed back.
Edward hollered out as he rushed towards him. "James!"
Donald arrived with the Fat Controller, who peaked out of the engineâs cab to see James being pushed. "James?" he hollered as Donald popped open his smokebox door to see the same thing.
The navy blue six-driver gasped, realizing that something wasn't right. Shutting his smokebox door, he quickly moved forward, away from the area right as Norman passed by. "Norman, stop!" he hollered.
Diesel rushed back and exclaimed, "My surprise!"
Edward saw Norman coming right after, immediately pulling on his brakes. "James!"
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Hereâs a bunch more doodles I did around the time I went to see the Super Mario Galaxy film in theaters, coincidentally, I finished DK Bananza in the same week
That game is genuinely delightful, 10/10 gaming experience
BONUS! At the end is a photo of a sick sweatshirt I painted for myself because I am tired of Nintendo taking my designs down in my teepublic shop â when in doubt, paint it yourself
Edward was pulling the Honeypot on the Main Line, enjoying the scenery of the Island of Sodor, and chatting with the coaches. The Honeypot coaches enjoyed his company. It was only April yet the breeze felt warm and inviting as he went from station to station. It felt just like the old days when he was a really useful engine. He had just completed the delayed run up to Tidmouth and turned around for the next trip, having just left Knapford and heading to Crosby.
"For an engine pulling coaches for the first time in years, you're doing wonderful, dear!" praised the brake coach.
"R-Really?" Edward asked timidly.
"Absolutely!" confirmed the first coach. "You did say you were an Express engine."
"I did. I-Iâm still rusty!" he insisted, only for the Honeypot coaches to reassure him that he was doing just fine.
As he and the coaches continued their trip to Crosby, James approached them from the other direction, having just passed Crosby. Edward was fully engrossed in his conversation with the Honeypot coaches that he didn't hear or see the other engine untilâŚ
"Edward!" James fumed loudly and quickly braked to a stop.
"James!" exclaimed the Honeypot coaches. Edward gasped, startled, and braked harshly, coming to a nasty stop.
"I can't believe it,â huffed James as his boiler bubbled furiously and he backed down on the line to see Edward's startled face. âBut Philip was right! Engines like you cause nothing but trouble!Â
The Indian-red engine looked down. The lack of attention and respect broke it for James.
âYou won't even look at me! Who do you think you are? And what are you doing with my coaches?"
"Your coaches?" exclaimed the Honeypot coaches in unison, offended as Edward looked away with a guilty face.
"We aren't even the slightest âyour coachesâ!" exclaimed the first coach.
"We are Molly's coaches!" followed the second coach.
"And even then, we're our own coaches!" followed the third. "Aren't we all?"
"Quite right!" they all chimed.
"And what was so important that you needed to do?" said the fourth coach.
"Warranting it necessary to leave us in a siding in the middle of nowhere!" said the fifth coach, the brake coach.
"It was Maron!" hissed the fourth coach.
"But still!" argued the brake coach.
The rest of the coaches glared at James, who was absolutely humiliated and stunned. "I-" He was beginning to lose his words. "I just needed to do something!" he scoffed, giving off a defensive tone.
The Honeypot coaches huffed at James. "Come on, Edward. Apologies for his behavior," said the first coach, with a stern tone aimed at James, to the foreigner, who had stayed relatively quiet. "Let's get going. We donât want to delay any further."
Edward said nothing, still avoiding eye contact. He left James behind with two solemn whistles, quite the opposite of his typical bright whistle.
The tone struck James. Yes, he was upset with Edward but he hadn't intended to upset him as well. "I just wanted to look my best for the show," James said quietly. He followed Edward, backing down the track and quickly catching up to him.
"I just wanted to be part of the Great Railway Show," he mumbled meekly after a moment of silence.
"Eh?" asked Edward, caught off guard by the engine going backward but still refused to look at James straight in the eyes. "I thoucht-"
"I lied!" he exclaimed. "I was upset with you earlier. I'm sorry."
âFor? W-Wis it because⌠I bumpit ye this morninâ?â
â...Yes?â
âWhit dae ye mean '...Yes?'â Edward huffed harshly, feeling hurt. âUr ye mad at me, aye oâ naw?â
âNo. I was mad because youâreâŚâ He looked away, feeling silly. â...youâre red.â
Edward frowned but his eyebrows shifted his expression from offense to questioning. A sign to keep talking.
âBecause⌠I thoughtâŚâ James paused to word what he wanted to say properly. âI thought that I would have strong competition for the Best Decorated Parade!â He let out a sigh. "It's not like I'm participating anyways."
"W-Whit? Why?" he asked, flustered. "Did somethin' happen?"
"It's silly."
"No' if it's makin' ye upset."
He looked back at the other engine.
"Ye gettin' mad b-because I'm red is⌠silly. I-I think thereâs more than w-whit ye're lettin' oan," said Edward with a hint of genuine warmth and comfort in his tone.
James stayed quiet and continued to look over at the engine as he thought about it. As they neared Crosby, James went into the tiny yard and used the turntable. Once he pulled in next to Edward, he finally spoke. "My sister was chosen for it instead of me."
"A sister? Y-Ye huv a sister? I huvnae seen another ye around."
"No, no! There's an engine who I consider a sister of mine."
"Och!" Edward's eyes perked up. "T-Thon's very lucky o' ye. Ye must be close wit' everyone else."
"Somewhat."
"Eh?"
James gulped. When they both left Crosby, he mustered the courage and asked, "Can I be honest with you?"
Edward was startled. "Uh⌠S-Sure," he replied.
James let out a heavy sigh. "I'm not that well-liked because of how I am. Unless I do my jobs with no fuss, that is."
"Why?"
"I'm not a very bearable engine," he scoffed. "Look at who's coming down the tracks, oh my, it's him! That's James, oh dear!" he sang in mockery, fully aware that the coaches, passengers, and crews were listening, especially the crews. It transitioned into laughter that dwindled quickly.
"Y-Ye cannae be thon bad o' an engine," hummed Edward. Then, he has an idea. "We got aff oan the wrong track. Start over?"
âHm?â
âUs. S-Should we start over?â
James quickly hummed in agreement.
"I'll go first! Edward. Ma nameâs Edward. Class 21 frae the Furness Railway. Preservit by the Furness Railway Trust. Ye?"
James didn't respond.
"Is somethin' wrong?"
"You're preserved?"
"Itâs⌠some story," replied Edward, the hint of sadness going unnoticed as he quickly covered it up with a sly smirk. "...stranger."
"Och!" James puffed up proudly. "James, the North Western Railway's number five, at your service!" he exclaimed.
The Honeypot coaches groaned, which James had fully expected. What he didn't see coming was hearing laughter from the other red tender engine.
"What?"
"S-sorry, sorry! Itâs jist-" Edward laughed a little more. "Y-Ye're a very funny engine!"
"Huh, I do have a thing for humor," James remarked smugly as Edward's laughter subsided.
"P-Pleasure to meet ye. Bytheway, s-sorry I took yer coaches. I should've askit first."
"It's alright. If you had asked later, the Honeypot would've been very late, so, if anything, thank you for doing that."
The preserved red engine became flustered. "Och, w-well, ye're welcome. B-But it was nothin'! I wis built for-!"
"Darling, don't be so modest!" exclaimed the first coach.
"Remember what we said!" followed the second coach.
"For an engine out-of-service for decades, you're doing wonderful pulling a stopping train!" piped the third coach.
"What are you?" James blurted out before his eyes went wide, realizing what he said.
"James!" scolded the coaches before muttering.
"Sorry, but at this point, I have to know! You said you're a preserved Class. I was friends with all the 21s, and I don't remember seeing you. You look similar to them though."
"I wis left in a sidin'," replied Edward.
"What?"
Letting out a sigh, Edward replied, "It's a short story. We huv time."
"You have all of my attention!" James exclaimed proudly.
The preserved red tender engine couldn't help but smile warmly. As they neared the Wellsworth Suspension Bridge, Edward hummed thoughtfully.
"Itâs nineteen-fourteen. A railway wis lookin' for an engine s-someane could spare. The North Western Railway."
"This very railway?"
"Mhm, b-but they learnit aboot my behavior issues. They immediately rejectit the offer. T-they, the board, had enouch." Edward's warm brass eyes rose up and stared off into the distance. "I wis withdrawn and left in a sidin'. I-I stayit thare and watchit everyane else work until I wis found by ane o' my sisters. In yon early days o' the Amalgamation. She broucht the rest o' thaim in secret. But they, the board, found oot. I was relocatit again"
"So how did you get preserved?" James asked.
"A g-group o' campers. They found me. I didnae ken where I wis. I wis in Scotland. Then the Furness Railway Trust rescuit me. I-it took aboot a year but they restorit me. I steamit the first time this year."
"...what did you do for that to happen?"
"I-I wisnae a very nice engine," Edward reluctantly replied. "Iâm the oldest o' my siblings. I wis⌠I wis overprotective o' thaim."
"But that's normal," said James, confused.
"No' me. I wis m-more aggressive than othersâŚ"
James eyed him wearily. "So⌠you pushing me earlier today wasn't you being aggressive?"
"Naw, naw!" he replied, offended. "The ship. I wis tryin' tae get oan the ship. T-thon didnae go sae well."
"Oh, right⌠Wait, then what are you still doing here?"
"I-I got lost at the junction. O-Oan the other side o' thon hill. Gordonâs Hill? Sae much goin' oan sae I went back tae Maron. I thoucht I could fine some-engine tae guide me."
James winced, realizing his behavior earlier hadn't made it any easier. But then he had an idea. "I can take you tomorrow! By the time we get to Vicarstown, it'll be dark."
Caught off guard, Edward gasped and for the first time, he made eye contact with James. "Really? But yer jobs?"
"My first job tomorrow is the Honeypot, so I can take you along with me and I'll drop you off at Vicarstown Station! There are no junctions after that station. Just go straight ahead and you'll find the Vicarstown Drawbridge, which leads you to the Mainland!"
"Och, thank ye, James!" exclaimed Edward, before gasping again. "Jobs. Thon's it!"
"What's it?"
"Ur ye a mixit-traffic engine?"
"Um, yes? Why is that?"
"Y-Ye could enter the new competition! The Mixit-Traffic Challenge! P-Pullin' passenger trains. Pullinâ guids trains. Headin' trains tender first. It's where smaller tender engines go tae compete!â
"I'm not small!" James scoffed.
"I-I ken! Ye get whit I'm sayin'? If yer controller hasnae chosen an engine, ye should ask him."
James hummed. A competition for engines like him? Now that could work! he thought as they stopped at Maron. By then, the sun had set and the night sky began to consume the dwindling sunlight.
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(TF RiD2015 AU - canon divergence from Season/Arc 3 Finale)
Word Count: +1,320
Crossposted: Ao3 | cerenemuxse
Starscream's capture provides unforeseen complications for Optimus. Bumblebee picks up on this, ready to confront his former leader.
[aka Season/Arc 3 Finale but built different]
Not my first Transformers fic but its my first one posted! As in, not a snippet or a drabble. Oh, and first posted fic of 2026! YAYAY! :DD
Some design notes to keep in mind!
Optimus is still in his paintwork from season 2. I like it better hehe-
Megatron is just Megatron 2.0, and I gave him yellow optics instead as his original optic color. I won't throw away his RiD 2015 concept design like that tho, trust. I have an idea.
Bumblebee has audial finials. Combination of TFO + Bayverse's dog-styled ears and the typical horns the other iterations have. Relativity the same tho in his RiD 2015 design.
Examples can be found here on my tumblr! Also on my bluesky in a thread! :3
The pace they walked in gradually slowed down as they approached Optimusâ ship, wherever it was. Initially, the mechs made good progress in their little trip but somewhere along the way, the Prime, at the forefront, slowed down, and the others followed his momentum without much notice or any question.
Bumblebee was the only one to notice this shift in the largest mechâs pace. He took note of how his former leader began to hesitate and his struts grew tense, joints stiffening with each bend. Quickening his pace to meet Optimusâ position, the former scout asked, âOptimus, did you find out whatâs happening on Cybertron?â
He caught Optimus frown momentarily, his expression quickly returning to stoic. âI have a theory.â
Bumblebee held back a frown. Sure, be vague about it. âWhat is it?â
âItâs a loose theory.â The grimace returned, accompanied by hesitation. âI need to take another trip to Cybertron for further investigation on Ratchetâs claims, however, that expedition is on hold for the time being.â He looked over to the yellow mech, still walking. âTell me, Bumblebee, what exactly was your experience with the people after Cybertronâs reconstruction? Iâve heard bits and pieces from your companions, but in a situation as severe as this may be, it would be best to hear the firsthand account in full.â
Bumblebeeâs expression matched that of Optimusâ. âWell,â he sighed, âLike I told you, not a lot of places wanted to hire me. Not even for jobs as simple as custodial work. Outside of work was worse. Not many mechs wanted to approach me, or even be around me. It took me a couple quadrexes to finally land a job with Kaonâs police force and finally find someone who would at least talk to me without ill intent.â He nodded behind himself, right at Strongarm.
âQuadrexes?â repeated Optimus in disbelief, coming to a halt.
The others followed, concerned about the sudden stop. They looked at one another, optics darting from each other to the two mechs ahead. Sideswipe broke the silence and asked, âWhy are we-?â
âWhen was the last time you spoke to Arcee?â inquired Optimus.
Bumblebee looked away. â...Stellar cycles,â and before the Prime could ask, the lieutenant continued, âWe havenât been on good terms for a while...â
âDo you still have any contact with her? And the others?â
âWell, yeah! Bulkhead, Ultra Magnus, Knockout, Smokescreen...â responded Bumblebee, looking away again. âI just... havenât spoken to them in a while.â Frowning, he muttered, âWonder what heâs up to...â before facing Optimus once more. âWhy? Whatâs going on-?â
âI need you to contact them, Bumblebee. As soon as you get a response, please let me know,â he said, resuming the journey to the ship.
âWait-!â As quickly as he could, the yellow mech blocked the otherâs path. âWhatâs going on?â
âI canât tell you right now, Bumblebee. I must confirm my suspicions first-.â
The lieutenant huffed. âCould you at least tell me what is it that you suspect?â
âNot now,â insisted the former leader, trying to walk around the other, only for the smaller mech to stand his ground. âBumblebee-â
âDonât you trust me?â
âThis isnât about trust.â Just like him, the blue-red mech stood his ground. âI do not wish to misguide you because of a lack of confirmation.â
Bumblebee said nothing. After a few seconds, he relented, letting Optimus pass. Again, the Prime was slow in his pace.
âShouldnât we hurry to lock up these prisoners in your ship?â probed Bumblebee.
There was a hitch in the Primeâs movement but he continued.
âWhere are Ratchet and Windblade?â
Another one.
âOptimus!â
âThere is someone else with us on the ship,â replied Optimus, âand I donât think either party would be pleased to see each other.â
âWhy? Is your hitchhiker an Autobot?â
âNo,â he responded. âPersonal matters between the two.â
âSir, who is this mech you speak of?â piped Strongarm, approaching the two mechs. âAre they someone that we should be worried about?â
âWhen you see them, you will feel the need to be but please, donât. I have it under control.â
His statement wasnât reassuring. âAre they not cuffed?â
âThereâs no need.â
Something wasnât right, and it annoyed Bumblebee to no end. Why couldnât Optimus just be straightforward? How bad could this guest be? How badly he wanted to ask Optimus as they continued the trip but seeing how stubborn the Prime was being about the situation, he didnât. Theyâd be running in circles if they did, getting nowhere.
Once they stopped mere feet away from the ship, Bumblebee asked, âWho is it?â
Optimus didnât reply, instead motioning them to stay behind before heading to the ship, the hatch opening as he did so. Stopping at the bottom of the ramp, he hollered, âRatchet, Windblade! Weâll be having another guest joining us but I believe it might be a conflict of interest!â
They could barely hear it, but they heard someone holler back, probably Ratchet, though the glyphs were barely understandable.
âIt would be best if you saw it for yourselves.â
Another holler, likely Windblade, responded.
Optimus pondered, all optics on him. He sighed. âThey wouldâve eventually found out. Bring him out.â
Pedesteps were heard clammering aboard the ship. Eventually, Windblade and Ratchet walked down, the winged-mech waving at the other mechs once she spotted them.
Bumblebee and the rest waved back, aware of the strained expression across her faceplates.
âIs he not coming down?â asked Optimus, peering back into the ship.
âOh, heâs coming,â remarked Ratchet. The distain in his tone was loud and clear. âNot without complaining.â
The Prime frowned, leaning towards the shipsâ ramp. He appeared ready to yell when a holler from with the ship beat him to it. Windblade stayed put, visibly conflicted, while Ratchet scoffed and shock his helm, shooting disappointed glares at whoever their guest was and Optimus.
Optimusâ earlier statement lost whatever reassurance it had.
A scoff and another grumble was heard, followed by heavy pedesteps. Bumblebee felt its weight all the way from where he stood, a weight so familiar. The gears turned in his processor, regarding the situation.
Ratchetâs visible disappointment, Optimusâ behaviour, and a possible conflict with Starscreamâs band and their hitchhiker...
His processor nearly blanked. As the pedesteps got louder and another grumble was heard, this time a bit more clear, dread washed over the lieutenant. His optics slowly looked at Optimus, frame trembling with confusion, fear, and anger.
You didnât-
His team shared similar sentiments. âWho in the name of Primus did he bring?â yelped Sideswipe.
âLieutenant!â hollered Strongarm. âDoes Optimus Prime know what heâs doing?â
But Bumblebee didnât answer, optics locked onto the figure as soon as pedes appeared. Black pedes, grey struts with purple accents-
His optics dilated, as big as they could, at the recognizable yellow-rusted streak on the tibulen. There was only one mech he knew who appeared that way, poisoned by Unicronâs blood.
â...Megatron?â
Before all of them was the ex-leader of the dismantled Decepticon faction, standing at the bottom of the shipâs ramp with the little pride he had left, in all of his own shame and Unicronâs glory. There were spikes jutting everywhere, a sight for sore eyes, streaks of yellow rust garishly covering his frame. He remained the same since the last time anyone saw him, when he fled Cybertron after the extraction of Unicron from his spark and the end of the war, never to be seen again.
âCoward...â muttered Bumblebee, the gears of his optics cranking loudly. After all this time, he had the audacity to show his face to any Cybertronian after leaving behind the mess he was responsible for. To those who saw him flee, nonetheless. To the very mech who sacrificed himself to save all Cybertronians and revive their home once more.
Nobody moved. All optics were on Megatron, waiting for his next move. He could either run off or stay.
I can't imagine how people felt at the time the show was airing, constantly being baited about Megatron's return but it never happened. I was too busy being a Sonic and Steven Universe fan back then. I was also a MASSIVE mech hater back then, only because i couldn't draw them... Transformers 2 also left a mark on me with that one scene so i was also bitter about it, only just realizing this when i got into tf last year. đ
I posted this on june 1st on Ao3. I was just waiting to post here here once the cover page was done đ i was supposed to finish it by the end of that week but uh- that didn't happen đ¤Ą