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I have been enjoying seeing people experience food this World Cup

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carebewear

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

schistcity

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

schistcity

EXACTLY.

schistcity

a small collection

redpandarascal

no version of this joke will ever be funnier than the original

criminalizegolf

> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

fiercestpurpose

> read library book

> it's bad

Thank you library for saving me from buying it :)

official-library-posts

official library post

depsidase

socialistexan

In a recent poll, American think that:

21% of the US is transgender (the actual number is between 0.5% and 1.6%)

30% are gay or lesbian (3%) and an additional 30% are bisexual (4%), meaning the average American thinks that only around 19% of them are cisgender heterosexuals. The actual number of cisgender heterosexuals is around 90% of the population.

30% Muslim (1%) and 30% Jewish (2%), however contradictory to this they also think 58% are Christian, equaling 118% of Americans are of the abrahamic religions to the average American or some people are both Jewish or Muslim and Christian.

33% atheist (3%), meaning the abrahamic religions+ atheism is 141% of the US population.

41% black (12%), 27% (1%) native American, 29% asian (6%), and 39% Hispanic (17%), but also 59% white (64% actual)

30% live in NYC (3%), 30% live in Texas (9%), and 32% live in California (12%), meaning only 8% live in the rest of the country (actual 76%).

And lastly the average American believe only 62% of us have a high school education, actual number is 89%.

People vastly overestimate the general knowledge of the average American, let alone political knowledge and critical thinking skills. We live in the consequences of the children left behind.

princesskuragina

2026 booktok discourse: sad books are a cognitohazard (they make you sad)

specialagentartemis

unfortunately some people on twitter are very literally already there

idle-speculation

Same genre I fear

derinthescarletpescatarian

The ideal book is 500 blank pages which act as a safe space that allows the reader full control over the narrative without running the risk of nonconsentually forcing their train of thought or violating their cognitive boundaries

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datadegroove-deactivated2026042

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

crimsolyn

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

aevios

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

aevios

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

oakenroots

Problem is when the ADHD catalogue is out of date, when you go to check under the couch cushion for that paperclip and it ISNT there, sometimes your brain will just give you a montage of false memories of everywhere you've ever seen a paper clip, like this

aniseandspearmint

yeah yeah the paperclip montage, we've all seen it

coffee-without-anesthetics

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

coffee-without-anesthetics

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

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fuckyeahchinesefashion

OP: My dad insisted on betting me 20 yuan he could do a handstand... with both hands.

sketch-elf

[Video description: The original posters' dad, a bald man wearing a t-shirt, sweatpants, and slippers, is standing in their living room. He does a few stretches with his hands before attempting to do the handstand.

He puts his hands on the floor, but as he flings his legs up, one of his slippers fly off his foot and out of frame, and several thuds are heard. The dad stops the attempt and is left standing on his hands and feet, the slipperless foot still in the air, as the camera pans to the right, revealing the poster's mom sitting in the couch and facing directly towards the dad. On the table in front of her is a bowl of food with the slipper sticking out of it. The same food is splattered onto her white sweater.

The camera zooms in on her as she stares at him with her mouth agape, chopsticks in one hand, and her phone in the other. /end of description.]

butch--dan

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

Russia won.

I need to see this movie…

kamenwriter

monsterhospital

Its like this but Godzilla actually does show up

lastoneout

Wait this is some galaxy brain shit actually, I'm gonna have to start doing this.

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sanguineshade

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

sweet-tea-skitty

i also love using task manager to kill things! Cease this

martyreddie

hating is fun but sometimes you see someone only ever be a hater and never a lover and it's like. ok well do you like anything at all or do you only see the world in shades of bad to worse

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