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Phantom Blood: 9 years (less than 3 months not counting childhood events before time skip)

Battle Tendency: 4 months

Stardust Crusaders: 50 days

Diamond is Unbreakable: 3 months

Vento Aureo: 8 days

Stone Ocean: 5 months (not counting two universe resets)

(Although only hinted at in the designs of areas, weapons and armour, the Ancient Civilisation is an integral part of Monster Hunter Lore. They were a thriving nation made of multiple members of different races and were notable for their incredibly advanced technology. For example, Dragonators and Artian Armor are made from their blueprints. It’s even implied that they created the Hunters themselves.)

(They may sound rather admirable due to all this, but that is far from the case. They treated all of monsterkind, even the Elder Dragons, as nothing more than mindless cattle to be used to fuel their scientific research. Two of their most horrific acts were nearly causing genocide on Kushala Daoras in order to make the Tower maps from MH2 and MH4 and combining the corpses of over thirty Elder Dragons to create a biomechanical abomination known as the Equal Dragon Weapon.)

Assume the bros exist as points.  Let b be the set of locations of each bro. Maximize the size of the set b with the constraint  |b_i - b_j| >= 5 to keep the bros at a state of “no homo”. 

This problem is equivalent to finding the maximal packing of a bunch of circles with radius 5/2 where each bro is in the center of each circle. (Confused? We use identically sized circles because any two circles with radii less than 5/2 each may not be 5 feet apart, which breaks the problem equivalence. Why 5/2 and not 5? We do not use a radius of 5 because when you’ve got tangent circles the distance between the centers is the sum of the two radii. See below. )

We have existing work on how to fit k unit circles in another circle of variable size. To simplify the problem, we change the units to 5/2. Unfortunately, the maximal packing of a set of n bros appears to not have a general solution, but we have some cases proven (great) and some cases for which we only have conjectures (okay). Here’s the Wikipedia page showing the cases: (x).

Here’s a table showing how big the radius of the hot tub has to be to fit k bros:

1 bros | 1.000 unit radius | 2.500 actual radius (proven)

2 bros | 2.000 unit radius | 5.000 actual radius (proven)

3 bros | 2.154 unit radius | 5.385 actual radius (proven)

4 bros | 2.414 unit radius | 6.035 actual radius (proven)

5 bros | 2.701 unit radius | 6.753 actual radius (proven)

6 bros | 3.000 unit radius | 7.500 actual radius (proven)

7 bros | 3.000 unit radius | 7.500 actual radius (proven)

8 bros | 3.304 unit radius | 8.260 actual radius (proven)

9 bros | 3.613 unit radius | 9.033 actual radius (proven)

10 bros | 3.813 unit radius | 9.533 actual radius (proven)

11 bros | 3.923 unit radius | 9.808 actual radius (proven)

12 bros | 4.029 unit radius | 10.072 actual radius (proven)

13 bros | 4.236 unit radius | 10.590 actual radius (proven)

14 bros | 4.328 unit radius | 10.820 actual radius (conjectured)

15 bros | 4.521 unit radius | 11.303 actual radius (conjectured)

16 bros | 4.615 unit radius | 11.538 actual radius (conjectured)

17 bros | 4.792 unit radius | 11.980 actual radius (conjectured)

18 bros | 4.863 unit radius | 12.158 actual radius (conjectured)

19 bros | 4.863 unit radius | 12.158 actual radius (proven)

20 bros | 5.122 unit radius | 12.805 actual radius (conjectured)

Let us take a radius n and see how many bros at most we can fit inside that radius:

Meat: huge

Tits: out

Socks: on

Given humans are historically terrible at taking future threats seriously and are willing to put themselves through an incredible amount of bullshit in order to get laid I’d argue the party basilisk is going to be dramatically more successful.

what the fuck is mista’s hat supposed to be? is abbachio wearing a hat or did he dye a purple star into his hair? mista wears a crop top. bruno and giorno have their titties out at all times for no reason. fugo’s got a tie on UNDER his shirt. narancia’s out wearing leather bdsm gear on the street. what the fuck

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How to make a 紫砂壶 zishahu (Chinese boccaro teapot/ Yixing clay teapot)

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