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im not religious but ill get on my knees for you

BREAKING: Ticketmaster announces it will put remaining Taylor Swift tickets in Wonka bars for five lucky children

cite my sources? how about my beautiful mind

hi manager. please disregard my habit of getting extremely sick out of nowhere. i am known for this worldwide as yet another of my lovable and awesome employable traits. my special ability is to get sosick

Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard

Yeah I’d fuck a color pencil

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

i will go inside a computer someday i think the wires would be like . comfy

sorry for liking all your posts it's because i like them

blocked and unfollowed sucked and swallowed i don’t care. i don’t care

feel like this mocking of 2012 cringe tumblr hits different for those of us who were there. to my younger followers: it really was like that.

AND IT FUCKED

the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

women matter.

sorry

god i love being at home!! catch me at HOME!!