Censored Ankle

Show me fish

So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them wrong. Reblog if you've met someone from the Internet and they've turned out to be one of the best people to ever exist.

@six-bloody-minutes

@stupidlookingstrawberry @musictomyqueers @weird-amxzingay @thegaybanksy @imtoohungryforthis @allthings-marvel

❤️❤️❤️❤️

@amockingdan @dnps-things @iwantafuckingrainbow @oceansphil @bloodsweatandfrankie ❤❤

@ultimatefanficrecs @maxvanna

Awwww, thank you, @aleteia-ff ! *sobs*

@buttered-croissants

@athingofvikings, @thefingerfuckingfemalefury, @monochromatic-starlight, @stellina2a, @eci-dna-ragus, @tolrais, @bubblepunk99s

<3 I hope every single one of my friends on here knows just how grateful and happy I am and how lucky I feel to have them in my life <3

@satanskatze @im-p-short @queen-baelin @nastynas1991 @snyder-dragdire @tianshi-the-fallen-angel @sea-anon

Oh my goodnesssss @all y’all

@iris-the-rainbow-queen @poseidon-water-boy @eat-more-cereal-cowards @isis-the-egyptian-goddess @house-elf-protection @luke-fucking-castellan @pippip-cheerio @leo-valdez-fire-boi @lester-apollodopoulos @persassy-basson @smartest-of-them-all @queen0ftheunderworld @magic-goddesshecate @yewbetterbelieveit @demigodseameg16 @number-one-demigod-mom @lacyisalwayslate @dead-kid-with-a-garrote @swagness-chasing-me @samirah-the-valkyrie @goddess-of-youthfulness @godess-of-fireplaces @kayla-knowles-in-the-house @not-dead-girl-bianca @tired-and-shouldnt-be-here @blitzenthefashonista @kindanicodiangelobutnotreally @kaftos-is-demidead @forges-of-beckendorf @not-my-brain @sea-anon @xxslasher-skeletonxx @luv-my-fandomz @the-finishing-move @da-meme-queeen

@not-my-brain

YOU FORGOT IT WAS AN INFINITI I DONT THINK INFINITI SELLS TRUCKS

I never said it was a truck

oh yay!! !!

ask me what i do with the souls i collect

hey what do you do with the souls you collect

i keep them in jars to use for mood lighting

mine wouldnt illuminate so its good mood lighting for satanic rituals

no need!! she is precious !! !

I THINK IM STARTING TO LIKE THAT BITCH I SEE IN THE MIRROR

wish I could relate

The kingdom has finally called upon it’s savior, the chosen one, Mary Sue! Only she can deafeat the villian and free the kingdom of darkness and without her they’re doomed! Mary Sue agrees on one condition–they have to make sure she fails at least once during the journey. And not a little thing, either, like taking a wrong turn and delaying the trip–she wants a huge catastrophic failure. If she doesn’t get it by the time they reach the Dark Castle she’ll quit the whole quest. It’s up to your elite team to make sure she fails big time, but that the Villian is still defeated. Only problem? Mary Sue keeps on winning, no matter what you do.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

OH MY FUCKING GOSH 😭

bruh this third time this shit came on my dash and its only been 5 minutes. STOP.

I hate this 🙄

not risking it I know it’s the fifteenth time

I love my mom

…fuck

My mom is doing yoga on silk ropes rn. Sure as hell am not risking it.

4 million reblogs... im just an ankle so i dont have a mom but i dont want my mom to die

if you are a man who had sex with a woman, and she became pregnant, and decided to abort, she does not “owe” you any say in the decision. all you did was bust a 10 second nut and suddenly you get a decisive say in whether or not she goes through 9 months of insanity and a painful expensive labour cause YOU want the kid? fuck off. your role in the creation of that fetus is minimal at best. if you really, genuinely wanted a child with her, you would have PLANNED for the conception of a child with that woman BEFORE y'all fucked. stop giving me that shit about “both of them created it together so they get equal say in the matter!” NO a man ejaculated and THAT’S IT, everything else regarding conception is on the woman’s body, she gets the final say in whether or not she’ll carry to term, NOT you. go adopt one of the 250,000 children in foster care waiting for someone to love them if you want a kid that fucking badly.

all pro lifers can fuck off my post please I still stand by this 100%

Ik Im supposed to be a shitpost blog but all these posts need to be recognized so Im just gonna keep reblogging them.

Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army

This is absolutely horrible. This is why I dont feel bad for not donating to their Santa collectors at Christmas

I want this on my blog because I think it is important. If you have any problems with this, message me.

This deserves more notes than 500,000

Funny how sex is an irresistible human urge when a man rapes a woman but when a woman gets pregnant and wants an abortion she should have been smarter and thought twice before having sex if she didn’t want a child

My reblog speed tho -

So quick