Picking strawberries with a beautiful girl and I’m not even smiling I’m just picking the most strategic berries so we can leave and I can go answer emails

One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

very easy to boycott Eurovision Song Contest as I have no deep urge to watch mediocre songs be performed for 3 hours

getting mad whenever lesbians tell some of you to kill your stupid bum deadbeat lazy broke unemployed ugly loser cheating lying headass boyfriends is ridiculous because we’re literally rooting for your wellbeing.

do not rant about your boyfriend if you don’t want to hear me say you should either kill him, cheat on him, or dump him. i will never tell you to stay with him and work it out. your soulmate isn’t a man who doesn’t give a fuck if you live or die.

i truly am so uncomfortable with many drawings of butch lesbians on this site specifically of butch/femme couples, it’s clearly drawn by someone with zero knowledge of what irl women look like, subtle homophobia, or both. because fucking 85% of the time it’s this curvy or petite dainty femme and then a 6’8” ‘butch’ with giant shoulders and tiny hips/thighs, i mean literally drawn like the way a male bodybuilder looks. like that is just not what buff women look like! not even the most roided up female bodybuilder looks like that. even women with comparatively wide shoulders and slim hips do not look like that bc its simply not how our bones are built lol. a butch lesbian deciding to work out does not somehow transform her into dwayne the rock johnson lmao. and if that’s your idea of ~sexy masc lesbian~ then those “omg i LOVE butches!!!!!!” 60k note posts are every bit as disingenuous as i’ve always suspected them to be… so perhaps the people doing this are not attracted to actual butch/masc women lol. which is fine. but there’s no need to pretend. stop forcing hetero imagery onto depictions of gay relationships!