a menace

you're cute and it's tuesday

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

Always Protect your health, heart & happiness.

Girls who are cooler than you will save your life

If you're not a complete tool you can easily befriend girls who are cooler than you and they'll just start giving you weed and diy hrt instructions and communism but this only works if you're not a complete tool ok

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

my condolences to anyone who’s ever lost me

might fuck around and save my own life one day at a time