A Serious Case of Cloud Envy...

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when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

sometimes i think aftg fans forget that the point of the foxes is that theyre all assholes with bad backgrounds and bad coping mechanisms. like them being nice to each other isnt a given especially with the way theyre split pretty evenly into their little groups. its especially obvious when people complain about how kevin is treated over others. hes not going to get special treatment because hes traumatized because they ALL have trauma and none of them know healthy ways to cope with it. and hes an asshole to them as well!! everyone points to andrew choking him and calling it unfair and then they completely ignore that andrew also choked allison. they complain about neil pressuring him to tell everyone wymack is his father as if neil hasnt already been established as a manipulative asshole. as if kevin has never manipulated neil to do something he doesnt want to do either (kathy ferdinand show???). it doesnt matter whats fair to kevin, it matters that these are all consistent traits to those around him. theyre not going to be fair to kevin and kevin is not going to be fair to them. the entire point of the team is that they clash and the narrative reason is because neil brings them all together. neil. not kevin. i see no problem with loving kevin and wanting him to be treated well but come on be realistic hes not going to get special treatment

happy pride to the nhl player who was preparing to come out and changed his mind. I hope he's happy and loved.

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

Hello bisexual community

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