squid "the raw meat guy" cemetery

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

My full legal name is Anastasia Sergeyevna Dostoevsky <- See that? That there is a lie. This is something people on the internet do sometimes, for fun. Don’t believe everything you see on the internet. My father’s name isn’t even Sergey

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

Worry about it kitten